a euphemism for "when i take your fist up my ass." a polite way of suggesting full fistal encompassment without seeming crude. those who enjoy the sensation of five fingers and a palm up their brown star often insert this phrase into conversation as a plea for full-knuckle puncturing.
"...One of the proudest things I can share about my son is that when he and I walk down in New York City, he has his arm around me and I have my arm around him. That's a big deal. We're not afraid to hug each other. At the end of the day, love is all that matters." - Victoria Rowell, on being a mother.
"I’ve played flawed characters before, but at the end of the day I thought they all had a good heart." Jonah Hill, on his character in The Wolf of Wall Street.
"I’ve played flawed characters before, but at the end of the day I thought they all had a good heart." Jonah Hill, on his character in The Wolf of Wall Street.
by bigtrick December 29, 2013

by Ziv Arav March 16, 2005

The end of the measuring tape that starts at zero. All an individual has to do is hold the "dummy end", while the other person stretches out the measuring tape and does the actual measuring. Commonly used to describe a complete moron that is incompetent at a given task.
Roger: Uhh Scott I noticed you ate your steak with a knife and spoon earlier, so why don't you hold the dummy end of the measuring tape and I'll measure.
Scott: Cool..!
Justin: Man, did you see Mr. MacCormack the other day shoveling his driveway!? He was using a fuckin' icepick!
Tristan: Haha yeah, he definitely holds the dummy end
Scott: Cool..!
Justin: Man, did you see Mr. MacCormack the other day shoveling his driveway!? He was using a fuckin' icepick!
Tristan: Haha yeah, he definitely holds the dummy end
by FWSScontact January 7, 2013

When a female who realizes that the story she is telling is not so interesting saves it by ending the story with, "and then I took my shirt off".
"I went to the library and it turned out that the book wasnt late like i thought... and then I took my shirt off". Flash Ending
by j-c-c March 19, 2009

by talk2me-JCH2 September 25, 2023

She was gobbling away on my purple headed love truncheon, I was so close to blasting my nut custard so I whipped it out and smashed it in her trout end.
by Lord Gannet V March 2, 2020

by anonymous October 28, 2020
