Its a county in Southern Illinois full of a bunch or Rednecks, Drunks, Fags, Hillbilly's, Meth heads, Pot heads and wana be gangsters. (wiggers) Go to Edwards County if you want to become part of this shitty civilization.
Edwards County Illinois
by themanbehindthetxt June 02, 2011
The greatest and most exquisite form of hanging out with the boys. An Illinois Chaunce is something that only the most extreme party animals take part in. Illinois Chaunces take place in any area, primarily basements. Blunts, brews, and the boys predominately reign at the Chaunce, but women often times are there.
by jerrybeez8 March 11, 2019
Your having a 69er with your girl and then you stand up and jump in the air in 360 degrees whilst she is still in the same position, and then you smash her head off the ground and nut in her bleeding mouth
by Chicago Cunt June 08, 2017
While having oral sex with a female, spread the vagina and blow into it. Then tickle her to make her queef.
by Blow Hole Man November 02, 2022
When you slather your penis in gasoline, light it on fire, insert it in your girlfriend, and she farts creating an asstastic explosion.
My girlfriend got hospitalized for third degree burns on her ass after we did the Illinois Dumpsterfire.
by I guess I exist I dont know June 16, 2023
A stupid town with an stupid oil company that constantly makes noise, has crappy schools and, a lot of retards
Man i hate robinson illinoies that town has nothing in it.
I hope robinson illinois gets bombed in ww3
I hope robinson illinois gets bombed in ww3
by Lird zapor February 27, 2022
A big university in Chicago that's extremely boring. A majority of students are commuters and therefore clubs are mostly dead and parties are virtually nonexistent, a stark difference from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. The campus is well known for the ugly architecture and confusing to navigate buildings. It has also earned the nickname University Impossible to Complete because of its low 62% 6 year graduation rate.
I did not get accepted at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign so I attended University of Illinois at Chicago, it really sucks here
by Billiam Beaver April 06, 2023