illegal curve

Used in reference to a hockey stick. When a penis is so curved that there is no way it is legal to play with it.
Drunk Otto asked if I knew what an illegal curve was. I said “no Otto what is that” he then pulled out his penis and showed me.
by Dman6969 October 25, 2018
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Illegal Immigrant Insurgent

Any individual who enters a country unlawfully, and with the intent on further violating that country's laws or violence against that country's citizens or revolts against civil authority or an established governments laws.
That Illegal immigrant Insurgent entered the country not to work or seek asylum but to revolt against civil authority and commit crimes
by Pinoy Grandpa February 29, 2024
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Illegal Penpal

The act of sticking both your pointer fingers in your partners vagina and butthole touching the wall inbetween
Me: My girl let me hit the illegal penpal last night
Friend: Dude that’s fucking gross
by Jim H. Piffony January 22, 2024
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Illegal penpals

Sticking your fingers in your partner’s vagina and butthole and rub the wall inbetween making your fingers not able to touch
Me: Hey honey wanna do illegal penpals tonight?
Her: No my wall is sore
by Jim H. Piffony January 12, 2024
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Illegal DB

An illegal db can be defined as someone who smells terrible, and can sometimes have the physical appearance of a pig and/or barnyard animal.
"That person is such an illegal db"
by anak123 September 27, 2023
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cheeky illegal

When you do something illegal but everyone does it
“If I send a text when I’m at a red light is that cheeky illegal”

“Yeah that’s so cheeky illegal”
by Regina felangey November 25, 2021
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Illegal as shit

When you don’t pay jack fuck to the IRS for 2 decades. (Said by high boi in his “zootopia in a nutshell” video.)
High boi: “Judy does some quick mafs starting the tax calculation from when he started hustling when he was 12, and finds out just how illegal it is, being *ILLEGAL AS SHIT* and recorded him saying it for good measure.”
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