Girl: I'm pretty sure that man's been following us for a long time...
Girl2: Yeah i heard he had bum sex...
Girl: He is Ian
Girl2: Yeah i heard he had bum sex...
Girl: He is Ian
by sayyywhat?! April 29, 2010
Get the Ianmug. Someone who is an absolute c**t, the master of lies, control and manipulative behaviour. He will chew you up and spit you out like a piece of gum and by the time he finishes with you, you'll be so used and abused that you can't even remember what flavour you were supposed to be.
by Itellnolies May 29, 2017
Get the Ianmug. (Noun): A person pertaining to the profession of homosexual male prostitution, normally implying that the prostitute has a sexually transmitted disease. Typically these diseases only include gonarreah and facial and anal herpes. The anus of an ian is swollen due to the pounding received by his clients. He may bleed randomly and unexplicably out of his anus because of the large amount of burst blood vessels.
I pounded an Ian the other day, when my male lover just wouldn't do it for me, but now I have gonarreah.
by Wikipedia3456 April 17, 2008
Get the ianmug. An all around idiot who steals your hat and takes your sandwich. He is also a wild tree man who will eat you
by Bred_Kar June 9, 2018
Get the Ianmug. A fat faggot who enjoys making tankporn and showing his pee pee to his parents. He is the CEO tankporn incorporated. He enjoys humping his dog and eating it's shit.
by Ianistheretard February 7, 2019
Get the Ianmug. by minikyles April 2, 2017
Get the Ianmug.