ian: is that ava ohh "cock gets hard"
friend: yeah thats ava why u like her talk to her
ian:im to much of a pussy
friend: ik im not dumb u retard
friend: yeah thats ava why u like her talk to her
ian:im to much of a pussy
friend: ik im not dumb u retard
by suck a dick m8 March 29, 2020
Get the Ianmug. Ian: a stupid fat f*ck who likes to suck on his own tits. He also likes to say stupid shit like "Einstein was the only genius to ever exist'' and he will look at a car from Indiana and say "Look that car is from India." He is also a scooter riding pot head who likes to prey on young children. He will be nice occasionally but its usually for personal gain. He is also usually a grade a necrophiliac who likes to fuck dead corpses. these are a some of the defining qualities .
Kid: hey is that Ian
kid 2: yeah dude he's a fat fuck who likes to fuck dead corpses
Kid: that's pretty fucked up
kid 2: yeah no shit.
kid 2: yeah dude he's a fat fuck who likes to fuck dead corpses
Kid: that's pretty fucked up
kid 2: yeah no shit.
by bitpeen69 February 18, 2020
Get the Ianmug. An Ian, is a middle-aged, celibate (although not through choice), jobsworth cunt-muscle who has a model train set in his loft; that even his wife hates.
“Bet that ticket inspector Ian bragged to his disabled wife about moving us from First Class. What a cunt!”
by weclosedthedealjimmy👍🏻 August 30, 2019
Get the Ianmug. 
1) An individual with an abnormally small penis or acts like a small penis.
2) A penis that is both abnormally small in width and length. It is typically considered to be a penis that is 4 inches or less in length and very thin.
3) The act of sex in which one partner can not please the other and the second partner must find a way to amuse him/herself. Partner one is typically a male, while partner two can be either a male or a female. This experience can transcend species.
2) A penis that is both abnormally small in width and length. It is typically considered to be a penis that is 4 inches or less in length and very thin.
3) The act of sex in which one partner can not please the other and the second partner must find a way to amuse him/herself. Partner one is typically a male, while partner two can be either a male or a female. This experience can transcend species.
Girl 1: So how was your date with that guy last night?
Girl 2: *sigh* He has an Ian.
Girl 1: Lulz. You always get stuck with Ians.
Boy 1: I CAN'T STAND THAT GUY!
Girl 3: Yea, he is such an Ian!
Boy 2: Did you watch animal planet last night?
Boy 3: Lol. Yea. That zebra was just continued grazzin' while she got Ianed.
Girl 2: *sigh* He has an Ian.
Girl 1: Lulz. You always get stuck with Ians.
Boy 1: I CAN'T STAND THAT GUY!
Girl 3: Yea, he is such an Ian!
Boy 2: Did you watch animal planet last night?
Boy 3: Lol. Yea. That zebra was just continued grazzin' while she got Ianed.
by Itchyiris February 21, 2010
Get the Ianmug.