Ian is the new Karen. Someone who becomes easily offended by the slightest of things - Also known as a 'snowflake'. They find any kind of dark humour appauling and disgusting. Usually in their twenties, but act like they're in their fifties. Most have a favourite phrase too - "Stop it".
Person 1: "Why did he get offended so easily?"
Person 2: "I'm not sure, he must be an Ian."
Person 1: "I see, that makes total sense!"
Person 2: "I'm not sure, he must be an Ian."
Person 1: "I see, that makes total sense!"
by T3chyBoii September 18, 2020
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“Bet that ticket inspector Ian bragged to his disabled wife about moving us from First Class. What a cunt!”
by weclosedthedealjimmy👍🏻 August 30, 2019
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1) An individual with an abnormally small penis or acts like a small penis.
2) A penis that is both abnormally small in width and length. It is typically considered to be a penis that is 4 inches or less in length and very thin.
3) The act of sex in which one partner can not please the other and the second partner must find a way to amuse him/herself. Partner one is typically a male, while partner two can be either a male or a female. This experience can transcend species.
2) A penis that is both abnormally small in width and length. It is typically considered to be a penis that is 4 inches or less in length and very thin.
3) The act of sex in which one partner can not please the other and the second partner must find a way to amuse him/herself. Partner one is typically a male, while partner two can be either a male or a female. This experience can transcend species.
Girl 1: So how was your date with that guy last night?
Girl 2: *sigh* He has an Ian.
Girl 1: Lulz. You always get stuck with Ians.
Boy 1: I CAN'T STAND THAT GUY!
Girl 3: Yea, he is such an Ian!
Boy 2: Did you watch animal planet last night?
Boy 3: Lol. Yea. That zebra was just continued grazzin' while she got Ianed.
Girl 2: *sigh* He has an Ian.
Girl 1: Lulz. You always get stuck with Ians.
Boy 1: I CAN'T STAND THAT GUY!
Girl 3: Yea, he is such an Ian!
Boy 2: Did you watch animal planet last night?
Boy 3: Lol. Yea. That zebra was just continued grazzin' while she got Ianed.
by Itchyiris February 21, 2010
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