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Ian

is a stoner that does not take drugs.... yet. One who dates and breaks up for another. Ian will try to minimize his mistakes by saying other people have done them too. Ian will try to insist that he is not a stoner even though he is defined like that. He will Skype in the complete dark but you can still see him. He also frequently curses out of context. He often (in the middle of cursing) will break out into kindergarden songs. Most will want to kill him but never actually go through with it. Ian will also try to say he is perfect by saying his faults are within others.

A: Dude you see that guy?
B: Total Ian.
A: I know right
C: I have a frog stapled to my face!

by apoofanickymama July 22, 2012