HYPOCRITE

isa. its isa. thats your fucking answer.

person two: imagine playing on mobile
person one: yeah, the game controls are all over the place so i'll agree with you
person two: stfu man no one asked you to talk
person three: no one asked you to either
person three: fucking hypocrite

by someone called mura May 17, 2022

The Anti Acronym Hypocrites

A group of hypocrites known to hate acronyms, yet, they call them selves TAAH.

The Anti Acronym Hypocrites are... well... hypocrites. I bet they all have CFD (See definition of Communism Fondness Disorder (CFD)

by Rybrotic November 14, 2016

Hypocrite

To eat an edible marijuara product, and call someone else who ate the same, a druggie.

Pim ate half the edible and so did Khil. Khil got so fucked up, he called Pim a druggie for having a tolerance. Khil is a hypocrite

by Pim January 22, 2022

Hypocrite

Mitch McConnell

Mitch McConnell’s decisions on Supreme Court justice confirmations during election years, he’s such a hypocrite.

by Stotheevo September 18, 2020

Fart hypocrite

Someone who is disgusting or annoyed when other farts, but has no shame in doing it themselves.

Timmy "Bro, your fart is disgusting"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"

by Whiffo July 20, 2025

hypocrite

me

I'm a hypocrite

by ☃︎ October 22, 2023

Hypocrite

Someone who judges other people harshly, when they themselves are no better, or are even worse. I’m sure glad I’m not one of them!

All moral arbiters are hypocrites, in one way or another. The only non-hypocrite is God.

by God_help_me January 6, 2023