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Humpadelic

Whether he or she is humpable!
OHHH MYYYYY GAWDDDD RHIANNONNNN.... that dude over there is soooo HUMPADELIC!
by FUCK YOU BITCH MWHAHAHHAHA April 21, 2006
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Bed Hump

The act of humping your bed in order to create friction against your penis in order to achieve an orgasm.
I didn't want to touch my penis so I bed humped last night.
by funnylatino February 14, 2012
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bible humper

someone who worships the bible and is so into it that they dry hump it late at night tryin to get off listenin to steve winwood
Alter boy:man i feel really weird around paster fuzz i think he might molest me.
Alter boy 2:dont worry hes a bible humper.
alter boy 1: ok thank god
by definemyass September 30, 2005
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dead hump

the act or person involved in sexual intercourse where the one partner (usually female) doesn't move or is unresponsive

this can happen due to anger or as a form of sex play

drunk persons sometimes become dead humps after they pass out
"She was pissed off at me last night, so halfway into it she decided to become a dead hump. I couldn't stop, so it made me feel like a necro"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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hump her and dump her

v. To have sex with a girl and never make contact with her again
guy 1: Im never going to see her again so i dont want to make a move
guy 2: Its ok man hump her and dump her! You'll never see her again!
by Negrodamis789 August 20, 2006
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stern hump

When a female student from Yeshiva University excessively gyrates your leg or genitals while avoiding direct penile contact. This occurs when the girl becomes inebriated enough to engage in limited sexual activity without being forced to think of herself as a slut. This phenomenon is extremely painful for the participating male party.
Shit man, I have the worst case of blue balls"
"Did you hang out with Chana Leah last night"?
"How did you know"?
"She Stern Humped your balls into oblivion."
by Ivana L. March 15, 2008
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Bear Hump

She insisted on bear humping and proceeded to dig her solar nails into my back and growl much like that of a bear.
by Taybri March 5, 2009
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