Human

A race of hairless apes with violent tendencies and emotional outbursts.

Those humans are always waging against each other!

by UnivrrsalMan November 30, 2020

humane

anything done, thought about, or pertaining to humans

slavery is humane, yet unethical.

by poopoo1000 May 13, 2005

human

The most inelligent species on the planet, which means that in the event that they screw up, the results are that much more catasrophic. The severely egotistical member of the primate family

Run for your lives, the humans are coming!

by wrestlingfreak October 13, 2006

human

"...it would be an exceptional invention; it would be the only rational being, the only one capable of worshiping the Creator, of erecting temples in his honour, of waging dreadfully murderous wars in his name..."
-La Creation-

---an engineer angel presenting blueprints of 'human' to the Creator---

'I mean, we're only human beings -- and what's a human being? A weak, ugly, sinful creature, born that way, rotten in his bones -- so humility is the one virtue he ought to practice. He ought to spend his life on his knees, begging to be forgiven for his dirty existence. When a man thinks he's good -- that's when he's rotten. Pride is the worst of all sins, no matter what he's done.'
-Ayn Rand-

by daftydaft February 21, 2009

human

A human is something that should never mention Edward, Jacob, Bella, or Twilight or I will dickslap you so hard your face will fall off into a vat of acid.

Nikki Hamilton is a human, therefor she will be dickslapped.

by Brandemic August 13, 2010

Human

You

No edgy joke here

We are all humans

by buddy retard June 14, 2020

Human

The term used to describe an individual whose relationship to you is between a slam piece and dating. This term covers the entire time period in which you two are a "thing", but do not yet have a title.

"Where was Alex last night?"
"She was at her human's house watching a movie."

by KarPaige17 October 25, 2014