Hooper

A guy who is really hot and attractive. Usually funny, good at basketball, and very outgoing. Also makes an amazing boyfriend. Very sexy but intelligent and caring.

That guy is so hot and good at basketball! That explains why his name is hooper!

by Bobby George July 24, 2014

hoopers

The most annoying people to stand next to at a show; constantly hoolahoop and hit you in the face; show no remorse or regard for your personal area.

Damn it... let's migrate and get away from those stupid hoopers.

by Cassidy S. May 4, 2006

hooperish

extremely foolish or even crazy used to describe people or things in the category of NUTJOB

Person 1- Hey let's ding dong ditch our own house
Person 2- Well that would be completely hooperish
Person 1- Yeah I guess. I'll probably just go home now

by urbancoolwigger85 December 1, 2010

Hooded Carrot

noun 1. a slang term for the female clitoris
noun 2. a slang term for the uncircumcised penis
noun 3. an infamous under-age college bar in Prescott, AZ

1. "She kept telling me to flick her hooded carrot!"
2. "So I took off his boxers and surprise! He's got a hooded carrot."
3. "I need a cheap drink and not to have my ID checked, ya know?" "Yeah, let's head to the Hooded Carrot."

by STEGOPHILEPC November 9, 2014

hoomed

Alternative to hooked but to a much larger intensity.

I'm hoomed on this cherry juice right now.

I'm hoomed on pills.

by Adslegend December 28, 2015

hooded hell hound

Uncircumcised penis

Girl# 1: So did you finally get freaky with Mutombo last night?
Girl# 2: hell no, he dropped his pants, I saw that Hooded Hell Hound and ran out the door.

by Belledog05 June 4, 2016

Hoofed it

To drive very fast to a destination

"wow you got here quick"

"Fuckin hoofed it down the m6 didn't I?"

by purpleschmurple June 7, 2016