Hook up spot

Place where you bring girls you pretend to fuck

I'm going to take it to my hook up spot

by Cholochuy June 2, 2018

Hook Up Neutral

a person who is not sexually active and therefore not desirable for a one night stand.

Ryan’s roommates said that she is hook up neutral.

by disgustingggg August 25, 2020

Hōkūpa’a

Hōkūpa’a is a sexy, sweet, caring person. They are usually found around groups of hot people and have a huge penis

I wish Hōkūpa’a would get inside of me!

by deeznutsonurmom69 November 23, 2021

premature hookulation

The act of setting the hook while fishing (primarily bass fishing) before the fish has fully taken the bait. A variant of premature ejaculation.

The largemouth absolutely blew up his topwater presentation, but in an act of premature hookulation, Deadeye jerked the Live Target Bluegill right out of that 5 pounder's mouth

by Bassturd May 25, 2017

Forgot to hook up the doll

Executing a complicated plan, only to realize an important component was omitted, leading to complete failure or unintended consequences

Gary and Wyatt planned to make homemade biscuits for breakfast, but they forgot to hook up the doll and ended up making crackers instead.

by anonymous January 20, 2021

Grassroots Law of Hook-up Potential

If there's grass in the field, play ball

Since the girl had bush, the pink was all mine

by Dan March 4, 2003

Campbell River Hook-up

A full fledged raunchy hook-up, meaning "All the Way!". Often occuring in the back of a dirty pick up truck, or in your little sisters bed. Usually with an LG.

Campbell River Hook-up! HIGH FIVE!

by LG Slayers November 21, 2010