homeloaf

A group of multiple people, where each person is known individually as a homeslice

Deuces homeloaf!

by hotchiks4homies December 3, 2010

homework

Something you probably should be doing right now.

A: If she gives us one more homework assignment, I'm gonna throw a book at her.
B: Word

by geodukemon April 21, 2013

Homework

The satanic torture device originally designed during the 1200's as a method of breaking down a person's mind and removing all sleep from their life to induce stress and insanity, now a perfectly acceptable tool to help 'enforce' material that students have already learned 15 times over again or to do the job of a teacher that was too lazy to do during the 7 hours given, or given over breaks because 180 days isn't enough to teach material. It is what you should be doing right now, only you were to pissed by your overload of zombifying material so you came to read definitions on Urban Dictionary that potentially share your pain. Homework also has the accolade of being ranked #2 in the worldwide list of ridiculously inhumane punishments seemingly accepted by modern society right after impalement by electrified molten spiders.

I forgot to teach my students thermonuclear astrophysics during class, let's make them learn it tonight for homework and have a quiz tomorrow.

by Blocksystem November 30, 2013

Homemade sweater vest

When one person plucks out and eats the chest hair of a second person, the first person then releases their bowels onto the chest of person number two creating a homemade sweater vest with the hair filled fecal matter.

Man, you should see the homemade sweater vest my wife gave me last night.

by Lizflint April 13, 2016

Homeponent

Components of homosexuality.

“How many homeponents would you say you require to be a homosexual?”

by Drunk Anonymous December 7, 2018

homemade pickles

they're good

person 1: homemade pickles
person 2: yum

by brooksnook September 12, 2020

Homework

(ᴬ ᴺᴼᵁᴺ ᶠᴿᴼᴹ ᴴᴱᴸᴸ) Homework spelt backwards is the latin word for ‘child abuse’ and is used to torture children and encourage depression. There are different stages of doing homework:

Nerd Homeworker
a person who does their homework as soon as it has been handed to them

Bully homeworker
gets the nerd homeworkers to do their homework

Latenight homeworker
does the homework the night before it’s due

Lazy homeworker
doesn’t do the work

Sweat homeworker
sweats their work so hard and gets everything wrong

Dumb homeworker

simply forgets

Smart homeworker
searches the answers in google

Dumber homeworker
searches the answers on bing 👀

Drop-out homeworker

drops out of school before the work is due and comes back the next week/month

The risky homeworker

does the work just before the lesson

Riskier homeworker

does the homework in the lesson

Wasteman homeworker

does the homework in detention

Shit motivated homeworker

does the homework while shitting and saying it gives them ‘motivation’

Most ppl in my classes homeworker
puts minimal effort into their work and somehow still gets everything right

Depressed homeworker

gets piled with homework to the point where they are in the state of depression

Distracted homeworker

gets distracted by social media and doesn’t finish the homework

Normal human being homeworker
doesn’t exist

Forced homeworker

forced to do homework by their mums or else she’ll take away the life she gave you

John: oh shit i haven’t done my homework
Tim: fuck the homework do it in the lesson

by Late night homeworker January 9, 2022