whit the health nut

the badest, the prettiest, the oh so healthy whitbae... a serious health nut

Wow did you see whit the health nut today she looked HOT! but oh so healthy

by Mr. Harold October 17, 2017

Baby Dick Health

When the enemy in any video game gets away with a pinch of health especially after you brought their health down to a sliver.

Fortnite:
OMG I shot him first several times and he did a 180 jumping pump shot and 1 shotted me! 3 health?!??! MAN FUCKIN BABY DICK HEALTH!

Any Moba Game ever:
Raging Gamer: GET HIM! GET HIM!

(Healer gets away with 20 health)
F*&#$*# YOU AND YOUR BABY DICK HEALTH!!!!!

by NidgeDFX June 12, 2018

HAVAL

Piece of shit car company breaks down once you leave the car salesman, can't drive over a stone without breaking everything and burning the engine out.

Haval
car salesmen: you'll love it
Me: shit,fuck,piece of goddam titty fucking, cow raping piece of fucking shit!!

by @therealjeremyclarkson June 12, 2019

Battle Healer

A 4-elixir card in Clash Royale. This fucking card should be 0 elixir because it sucks so hard unless it’s in 7x elixir. Literally don’t understand how this shit card works. Not to mention when combined with the Elixir Golem it FUCKING STILL SUCKS THATS FREE ELIXIR FOR ME! Anyways if you like the battle healer you are probably either autistic or you’re a simp for “Battle Healer rule 34”. Also its in Clash of Clans too and it always heals a fucking tree and not my troops.

Scenario 1
Guy 1: What’s your favorite card in Clash Royale?”
Guy 2: “The Battle Healer because she’s hot”
Guy 1: “Could tell by how stupid you look.”

Scenario 2
*Guy places Battle Healer to heal his other troops
Battle Healer: I’mma heal this fucking tree”
Guy: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BRO

by Akaudi7 June 30, 2021

why is there a giant health bar in the sky

we will search this on new years day

john: why is there a giant health bar in the sky
other john: sub to headshot craft
other john: hey johns can you talk a little quieter? I'm trying to watch hentai

by headshotcraft December 31, 2020

heal

another word for jealous.

i'm so heal that you that you got to see that band live.

by leggomyego April 17, 2009

Health Class

The most self-explanatory class you'll have in high school. There are only a few key things that you need to remember:
1. Don't have sex...or you die!
2. Don't drink...or you die!
3. When a girl and a boy love each other... they FUCK!
4. STDs are diseases that just keep on giving
5. When someone's horny, they FUCK themselves or somebody!
6. The menstrual cycle is when a girl/woman/female teacher of yours is very bitchy and is "riding the cotton pony."

"Hey mom, I had a great time in Health Class!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, it was awesome! Our teacher taught us how to fuck one another in the corner, butt, vagina... oh, it was awesome!"
"I hope you had fun, Johnny Boy!"
"I sure did, mom. Now, let's fuck some more!"

Isn't Health Class great?

by WhatTheFuckMan?! January 16, 2011