When you’re watching a scary movie and something makes you jump so you curl up in a ball like a hedgehog
by Em90 January 20, 2022

When you spike up your pubes with a flat iron, dye them blue and insert your dick inside a hedgehog.
by Jorz1010 February 23, 2024

When you and your friends,or strangers, dress up like sonic characters and proceed to buttfuck each other relentlessly
Ben-"Hey guys after the fur con do you all want to have some hedgehog fun"
Carson-"yea dude I'm totally down"
Zuava-"I'm not first this time"
Carson-"yea dude I'm totally down"
Zuava-"I'm not first this time"
by Undeadknight69 November 9, 2017

basically ''Sonic The Hedgehog Hair'' means when you go into school and then your hair looks like sonic.
and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
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and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
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person 1: hey you got Sonic The Hedgehog Hair.
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you
by justasonicfannothingpersonal2 August 31, 2021

A stupid self insert mary sue who is nothing more than an object for Shadow The Hedgehog to ejaculate inside.
by fuck des hoes September 14, 2021

1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon
2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.
3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)
4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.
2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.
3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)
4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.
by Hedgehogkilla July 14, 2017

A rigorous, vigorous type of aberrant sex involving inserting things in one's rectum at a high rate of speed repeatedly.
by Andrew Torba's Midnight Climax December 3, 2023
