SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

Sonic the hedgehog was born from the military uterus and the military people looked at him and said "throw this retarded bitch away" due to the trauma sonic gains super speed and fucks everyone in a 10km radius

literally.

jolene: h-
sonic the hedgehog : meow meow bitch gotta fuck fast

by THATSHTIITPBTICJH May 31, 2019

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hedgehog

the most amazing creature to ever grace the earth, a hedgehog has only ever farted ounce, that is how the universe was created, hedgehogs do not have owners, they have staff, if you kill a hedgehog you will burn in hell for eternity, also they are communists.

guy: look at that hedgehog, it has thicc

by the wiggles123 April 4, 2019

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Sonic The hedgehog

A gay hedgehog that loves Sonadow, is a deviant artist and speedrunner and loves the fuck out of his sexy as fuck boyfriend. This blue hedgehog loves chilly dogs and voice acts whilst also being rather naive at times

This is not Sonic The Hedgehog this is me

by Sonik The Hedgehog October 6, 2019

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Sonic the Hedgehog

A totally radical blue hedgehog video game character from the '90s whose appeal has the power to hold legions of masochistic fans for life.

Everyone seems to know what to do with him-- except for Sega themselves. Or, at least, they think they do. The fans are very opinionated.

Our neighbor is whoring out his ex girlfriend and is either super possessive of her or gives her to the highest bidder -- sorta like what Sega did to Sonic the Hedgehog.

by Segawhy August 25, 2019

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