Hebrew Handcannon

To prevent yourself from ejaculating for 2 months, then applying tartar sauce to the head of your penis. Then masturbating with a condom on over the sauce. Before you finish you cut the rubber so it's just on you head. You then place a yamaka on your hard head and use the power of your love fuel to project it at any given target.

Dude, I fired my Hebrew Handcannon clear across the street last night!

by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009

hebrew hammer

another word for a penis

Look at Jacob's huge hebrew hammer!!!

by Jacob M. October 9, 2006

Hebe

A feeling you want to explain but you can't because chebe

Are you hebe?
I think this is hebe.

by cateshwari December 24, 2019

hebe

A derogitory word for a person of jewish heritage. If a christian calls a Jewish person a hebe or kike, they are a hypocrit because Jesus Christ was jewish and half of the the christian bible is about jewish people

1: What a hebe he picked up a penny.
2: Uh, hes fuckin homeless bro and remember christ was jewish so the hebes are cool.

by (I'd rather be anonymous because im pissing off many hypocrits) July 5, 2006

Hebrew Teacher

A living joke, i flick off my Hebrew Teahcer, curse at her and yell fuck and stuff, and she doesn't notice. Hebrew teachers are not teachers, they are just Israelis the school hires for cheap.

Dr. Lurya: when you have a question, you must raise your finger
Me: ok you dumb fucking hebrew teacher *flicks her off*
Dr. Lurya: yes what is your question?

by foober sooob November 13, 2007

hebede-jebedez

I'm too hot to handle; you've heard this one before (goes best when used in a sentence with the word "babies," scabies, or even hendiadys

So why'd they make such a big deal out of one baby if Lindbergh had multiple babies, hebede-jebedez?

also: I cannot make your babies, hebede-jebedez

by Khata Yamamata June 2, 2003

Hebble Bebble

a word you use when you don't feel like cussin.

Oh, hebble bebble. The dog just took a shit on the rug.

by AnnaKarnina December 23, 2006