Hazel

Someone with a HUGE dick. Usually good at everything they do, especially fucking bitches and getting money. Will 100% fuck your bitch if you arent careful.

oh yeah, she's a real Hazel

by bigsexyanimetiddies November 22, 2021

Hazel

dates the ugliest mf everand has no taste in guys, short

Really short omg

Can pull tho 😏😏

'omg Hazel'

by httpaliqt August 2, 2021

Hazel

A fantastic person, who underestimates their capabilities. She's a wonderful girlfriend and is truly a 10/10 person.

Hazel is a superb person!

by Homicide police August 7, 2023

Hazel Irvine

To get drunk beyond all recognition of man, wake up with little idea what happened and even less dignity.

Maaaaaaate, was out last night, fuck knows what happened but.... i was fucking hazel irvine'd.

by pubesinteeth July 30, 2012

Hazel Eyes

the best people on the planet have hazel eyes. people who are easy to talk to and usually really good friends have hazel eyes. can get toxic and sometimes crazy in a relationship tho.

Hey I met this guy the other day and he’s the best.
Oh he probably has hazel eyes huh?

Yeah he does

by Iamtatay2x November 29, 2021

Hazel-Nutting

Dipping balls in hazelnut syrup and having it licked off

She was hazel-nutting him good

by AnotherShittyName December 3, 2017

Hazel

An emo, weird, fruity person

Person A: Wow, that kid's scratching their throat, what a Hazel

Person B: Why is that person talking about feet and flesh?
Person A: Oh, they must be a Hazel

Person A: Lol an emo kid
Person B: I bet it's a Hazel

Person C: That person looks so fruity
Person A and B (collectively): I BET ITS A HAZEL!!!

by anonymous November 28, 2021