2nd hapiness

the feeling you get when your falling down drunk....

man 1- "Hey. What did you do last night?"
man 2- "Oh man! I went to the bar and enjoyed 2nd Happiness!"

by Chazzard the Hazzard June 24, 2005

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Handnex

This is simply the act of using your hand as a kleenex during awkward times where any kind of tissue/toilet paper/paper towel/gum wrapper is nowhere to be found. The handsnot is then wiped on something else, usually one's sock.

Man, I had a cold last weekend at Bertha's parents' cottage and pulled a handnex right in front of her grandmother. She handed me a used maxi to wipe it on, what a saint.

by Langebone June 9, 2009

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Haniell

The name/word for a vegetarian 6th form president who is stupid and is unable to come to terms with his blatant homosexuality.

Person 1: Wow, look at that guy, what a Haniell.
Person 2: I know, couldn't look more vegetarian, idiotic, or in the closet if he tried.

by MrsXsupercoolanonymous June 12, 2012

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Hangnecked

Coming into work in the morning still completely obliterated by alcohol. Common signs of being hangnecked are vomiting, disorientation, nausea, no sense of reality and slurring words. Being drunk and or hungover at the wrong place and time. Trying to say hangover and instead said "hangnecked".

"Dayam John, why Did you come into worked Hangnecked?!"

by legolas_9991 May 24, 2015

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