Hammer Time

Generaly Used THIRD party reffering to someones level of intoxication in a social setting when that said person may not know how intoxicated they really are. You can also use the phrase in refference to yourself when describing anticts of when you were overly intoxicated.

Dude 1- " That chick right there just shuved a slice of pizza in her pocket, Hammer Time"

or

You- " I was Hammer Time last night kid, I drank 24 beers then shit on a cop car"

Friend-"Awsome, That is Hammer Time"

Hammer Time by BGeezy29 April 11, 2011

Hammer-rail

To do a line of cocaine off another's penis

I was really drunk last night, and some dude pulled out his dick and put some good drugs on it and told me to start sniffing...I asked if there was a name for this unique way to do drugs and was told it's a "HAMMER-RAIL BITCH"

Hammer-rail by newly addicted hammer-railer August 2, 2009

hammer-mouth

An individual that likes to suck a lot of cock. A.K.A. HAMMER

"Yo Benz, u know this bitch?"
"Yeah, she's a hammer-mouth"

hammer-mouth by Benz April 15, 2003

Hammer Toes 

Hamma(er) Toes are any toes that look like tiny hammers. An ugly (juxtaposed to pretty) foot/feet.

Man Joe, that broad got Hammer Toes - I had to leave her crib G.

Hammer Toes by AGENTdavis August 31, 2006

hammer punch 

A devistating blow that will cause a fatality insintaniously."Clenching your fists and hitting down like a hammer, directing to any part of the body, but most efective when directed toward the to of the cranium (head).

Conan the Barbarian punished his fow by HAMMER PUNCHING him write in his Clavicul(The side of the neck).

This act was recorded as the most devistating hammer punch in human history!

hammer punch by kpmII May 14, 2006

Hammer smash 

The act where two or more men either accidentaly or intentionally smash or hit their penis'(Hammer) together. The act could be taken as sexual or accidental.

"Hey big boy, wanna come over and play some hammer smash?"

"Bob and I were in the locker room shower when he passed by me and we accidentally played hammer smash!"

Hammer smash by Heninator December 19, 2006

hammer time

Comes from the MC Hammer song but is now commonly used for when someone says something annoying and you want to express your anger with someone you know.
It now means to beat someone to death with a hammer. Lovely

Danny: I get £10,000 when i'm 18 so upset I have to wait, damit!

Jonzy: *To Dave* Hammer Time! *With fist action of smashing down Danny with a hammer*

Dave: *To Jonzy* sum1 goes I care or sumthin

hammer time by RATM February 28, 2005