by Supes October 03, 2009
A woman, usually older than forty, who hangs around "her favorite" Starbucks location for the sole purpose of eying (and trying to flirt with) the younger hott boy Baristas. A cursory glance at her cell phone may often reveal the background photo to be a snapshot snuck of the boy Barista she is currently after.
Often is excessively engrossed in Tarot cards, palm reading, and various astronomy shit.
Often is excessively engrossed in Tarot cards, palm reading, and various astronomy shit.
Dude 1: Whoa, Dude 2, look over there the other side of the Starbucks store!
Dude 2: Oh my god, is that woman flirting with that younger guy who's making her drink?
Dude 1: Totally looks like it! But look- she looks old enough to be his grandma!
Dude 2: What a Starbucks hag!
Dude 2: Oh my god, is that woman flirting with that younger guy who's making her drink?
Dude 1: Totally looks like it! But look- she looks old enough to be his grandma!
Dude 2: What a Starbucks hag!
by K. Schulten March 19, 2009
A person you don't like and despise, usually they look like Hot Garbage and they're very ragity with a stench like no other.
Kennedys Grandma
Oliver: damn who's that stank hoe awake at 3:30AM
Cartman: Bro it's the night hag
Oliver: Ragity hoe
Oliver: damn who's that stank hoe awake at 3:30AM
Cartman: Bro it's the night hag
Oliver: Ragity hoe
by Night Hag!1!1 July 13, 2019
This shameless person attends morning/afternoon teas at the organisation where they work regardless of whether they know the organiser/recipient or not.
Dave: Hey guys, tea party on level 4!
Jim: Who's is it?
Dave: Who cares?
Jim: You're a tea hag!
Dave: They're the reason why I work here!
Jim: Who's is it?
Dave: Who cares?
Jim: You're a tea hag!
Dave: They're the reason why I work here!
by Drew's Chew October 26, 2011
A gay guy's best female friend, who secretly hopes for the gay friend to fall in love with her. This is usually canalized through playful flirting and jokes about becoming a couple.
Grace was Will's flirt hag in the show "Will and Grace"
Guy: "Look flirt hag! stop messing with my boyfriend"
Guy: "Look flirt hag! stop messing with my boyfriend"
by paus_rokoko January 14, 2009
“Lovelorn urbanites are flocking to the farmstands with more on their minds than mizuna salad. For a segment of the concrete jungle’s nature- and love-deprived populace, greenmarket farmers are doused more with pheromones than pesticides... Careful out there, prowlers, lest you get a rep as an ag hag.” —New York Observer, 4/17/13
by Taghkanic April 17, 2013
Slang for a heterosexual female who is constantly around gay men and most of her closest friends are gay males.
Doesn't Joanne know that the odds of finding a boyfriend are pretty much nil if all she does is hang around Tommy and his entourage all the time. She truly is the biggest fag hag that I have ever known. ally bff
by TheBigCanucklehead March 13, 2015