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Tim Hortons Thunderstorm

When an American citizen visits a Canadian Tim Hortons and decides to empty last nights gluttoneous Taco Bell special on a random Tim Hortons bathroom and leaving before being noticed. Ie. think of a wolf marking its territory; in a similar nature. Shit is splattered all over the ceiling ground, and the bathroom looks more dilapidated than an abandoned Greyhound Bus Terminal.
Garrett created a Tim Hortons Thunderstorm in a Tim Hortons near Southwestern Ontario. After completing the act, the employees stared up and down to notice large splatters of poop on the commode, streak marks on the toilet paper, and brown poopy water flowing freely from the clogged up toilet. He left quickly akin to a wolf marking its terroitory with great sleuth.
by MexicanMudpie May 23, 2023
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Singh Hortons

a nickname for the Canadian Donut Chain Tim Hortons due to Many Indians that work there
they messed up my order at Singh Hortons because of the Indians that work there
by 1Shot Duke January 4, 2025
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Singh Hortons

A nickname for the Canadian quick-service restaurant brand Tim Hortons.
There are a lot of international students who work at Singh Hortons in the GTA.
by thecanadiandud January 13, 2025
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hormonerific

a certain person going through Hormones that itch in pubic areas with hurtful pains while scrathing hard.
by Crab Catcher June 29, 2003
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Hortok

A seemingly competent and necessary remark exclaimed by random individuals.

Some what of an onamatapoeia.

A word exclaimed for no apparent reason, but for the self satisfaction of the individual and the idivdual's mouth and pallet

The word itself is usually followed by a gesture of the hand involving a medial rotation of the wrist in a proximal positon followed by an adduction forward and up as though one were pushing on the ceiling.
A common variation of the gesture is a slap on the instigator's forehead rather than a push to the heavens.

Indicative of mental disorder, or perhaps a higher order of thinking. Not enough evidence based medicing is around to prove such a theory.

Thought to be a primitive aztec means of worship
"HORTOK!", excalaimed the gentleman
by HappyFt March 17, 2009
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Hormonal Rodeo

A fun game best played on hormonal teenagers or pregnant women. The basic gameplay is to insult someone whilst hormonal and then try either to resolve the situation or make it as humerous as possible. Best played on {emos} {goths} or other depressive denominations/cults.
A Normal Game Of Hormonal Rodeo

Player 1: Oh, hey Debbie, how're you?
Mark: Oh hey Steve, I'm not feeling to well, I'm on my period and Bobby Bryar quit MCR!
Player 1: (Finds his oppurtunity) Did you know you look really quite fat in that dress? Oh yeah, you should totally eat less. And that dress is really ugly. And I saw those cuts on your arm, real pathetic.

Mark: Why would you SAY such a thing?
Player 1: Nothing, I was just commenting on the scenery....
by TheMindFuckKid April 8, 2010
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hormonize

A portmanteau of 'harmonize' and 'hormones'. Used when two people are friends with benefits, but they really would make a cute/good couple.
Did you see Colin and Daphne chatting it up in Starbucks? She says it's just for fun, but don't you think they hormonize?"
by Trystane August 29, 2010
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