Horn Cheese

The nasty shit you have to clean from the foreskin of your dick.

I was takin a shower last night and I had enough horn cheese to make a fuckin pizza.

by The Chocolate Leopard May 15, 2010

Dry Horn

A. Feeling of disappointment due to something bad happening,
or B.What you get when you get turn down for sex.

A.Joe: Dude it turns out those tickets i bought for the concert are fake. We can't go.
Mark:Damn, that gives me a serious dry horn

B. Trisha:Oh i'm sorry, i just don't feel that way about you.
Mark: fuck, I got really bad dry horn.

by Thesubordinate August 14, 2010

beeping the horn

Pre-shit farting. In reference to 'Dropping the kids off at the pool(shitting)

Hey Mikey, stop beeping the horn you smelly fuck

by Phinton April 6, 2008

horn checks

haha you looked up what horn checks are it literally means nothing

i heard they rip horn checks in new york

by hansle August 16, 2019

horn dogger

horn dogger, a man that seeks out many women for sex. Man that acts like a horny dog that will have sex with anyone that will allow it. Man could have sex with the same person but at a higher than normal amount.

my friend just text me that he just had random sex with a stranger for the 3rd time this week,what a horn dogger.

by VoodooTheMagnific June 27, 2016

rusty horn

Smearing your dick with shit and fucking someone in the mouth

My girl let me do the rusty horn last night, it was glorious.

by Mr.ticktackytoey December 8, 2014

Daniel Horne

Proper Noun
Daniel Horne has often been refered to throughout the ages as a mystical being of ultimate power, intelligence and compassion. Most predominantly seen in the Shogun Era of Japanese culture, he is depicted as being half dragon, half tiger, half moon, half sun, half god, half ninga, half man simultaneously. Scholars believe that Daniel Horne is a recurring reincarnation of some otherworldly being. His purpose in mortal life at this stage is unknown however, there are some who claim great fortune from meeting Daniel. These people have sinced been taken into mental institutions due to chronic withdrawal symptons. Pyschologists believe these people are addicted to an uknown chemical, which has recently been added to the periodic Table of elements as 217 DH or commonly Hornium.

Guy 1: That's so fucking cool, like Daniel Horne cool.

Guy 2: If my joke was that cool, my life is complete. I'm going to go kill myself to end my life on the highest possible note.

Guy 1: I would do the same.

by mailliw May 2, 2013