Definitions by Thesubordinate

string tie 

Where you tie a goof looking pair of shoelaces around your neck to look like a tie, and deny it was a shoelaces at all whatsoever.

tim:Hey bob whats with the shoelaces?
tim shut the fuck up! this is a string tie.

string tie by thesubordinate June 12, 2011

Dry Horn 

A. Feeling of disappointment due to something bad happening,
or B.What you get when you get turn down for sex.

A.Joe: Dude it turns out those tickets i bought for the concert are fake. We can't go.
Mark:Damn, that gives me a serious dry horn

B. Trisha:Oh i'm sorry, i just don't feel that way about you.
Mark: fuck, I got really bad dry horn.

Dry Horn by Thesubordinate August 14, 2010