Hitchmough

An english surname popular in Gloucestershire­ and Lancashire. But not popular at all in North America. It is a name to be proud of and people with the surname 'Hitchmough' Should hold their heads up high. Not to be confused with 'Hitchman'. The name Hitchmough was first recorded in 1185...

"Katie Hitchmough went shopping at the mall"

"Those Hitchmoughs' are upstanding citizens"

by Ette02 September 28, 2008

Flemish hitch-hiker

When one partner is performing oral sex on their knees with the recipient in a standing position. The 'performer' then closes one hand in a thumbs-up position and inserts the full length of the thumb into the partner's rectum. Giving the in-and-out motion reminiscent of a hitch-hiker.

"Sally sucked my cock last night and gave me the ol' Flemish hitch-hiker, my ass is still sore!"

by Cpt. Slappy May 20, 2009

hotchy

(Coined by Ms. Jamie M. Kuechler in 2003.)
Noun used to refer so something or someone that is uber-cool.

"WOO! LOOK AT THAT HOTCHY!"
"You're such a big hotchy!"
"I'd sure like a piece of that hotchy!"

by WeeZLe November 7, 2004

The hitchhiker

4 in the pink, thumb in the stink. Fist her with your thumb in the stink.

Hey baby, what's up?

Oh nothing, I'm just real sore from the hitchhiker last night.

I guess she never really knew what I meant, when I told her to never pick up a hitchhiker.

by Hereitcomes September 20, 2006

Hotch

1. To have sex with a person with complete disreguard for their physical and emotional well being.

2. To flagrantly break a well known rule and receive little or no consequences; to not learn from former mistakes.

3. A state of being arrising from consuming an inappropriate amount of a substance.

I hotched that girl without protection, totally hotching it after I was hotched on 80 cigarettes and 40 beers, Bro-sef.

by The OG123 October 15, 2006

hitchhiker

A combination of The Lonely Trucker and The Stranger, a hitchhiker is when a man sits on his arm until it becomes numb, then slaps his ham while driving.

If you want to take the Lonely Trucker to the next level, try the Hitchhiker, it's like there's a whole nother person in the car.

by CT and Justin November 11, 2008

Alabama Trailer Hitch

When a person with a pony tail inserts it completely into the anal canal of a willing participant. The instertee then clenches the anus while moving forward so as to pull the inserter along.

David Rear wanted the rare and mystical alabama trailer hitch, so he fed his long greasy pony tail deep into the anus of his willing girlfriend and proceeded to urge her forward motion. Incidentally, this resulted in rug burn.

by Billy Hitchcock January 7, 2009