Hayden

A kid with too much dandruff and plays way to much chess he brags about how much money he has and thinks he's the best chess player in the world.

Boy:is that Hayden
Boy 2:yea he's a wanker

by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019

Hayden

A man who has a very thicc ass, and is shy to show it off. If you offer him money though he will do the best damn squat you've ever seen.

boy:"Have you seen that guys ass?"
boy2:"yea but it doesn't look like shit next to Hayden's"

by squinkypotato October 2, 2019

Hayden

Hayden is the type of girl that has more boy friends than girls. She is outgoing and hilarious! Everybody loves her, and always want to be friends with her! Boys are always attracted to Hayden. She has the cutest smile! She typically has brown hair but sometimes acts like a blond. Hayden is an athletic girl and loves sports!

“OMG! Did you see Hayden today?!”

“She’s so cute!”

by soccer5 October 23, 2017

Hayden

When something is a simple task but ends up a difficult or a pain in the ass to his coworkers

Oh that is such a Hayden

by Lankyl June 4, 2019

Hayden

loves twaktoos

i hate hayden

by yeeterboi21 October 24, 2019

Hayden

Not funny at all
Thinks he’s funny but spends 30 minutes thinking of a joke but the joke is never funny, calls everyone overused jokes

I’m as funny as Hayden

by Lizadaddy May 3, 2020

Hayden

An absolute fucking bitch ass nerd who still plays titan fall 2

Guy 1: Hey dude look at that guy he looks like a nerd
Guy 2: yeah I know what a fucking Hayden

by COMMUNIST KOAT HANGER October 9, 2019