Cum Gobbler

An individual, male or female, he finds much enjoyment in the injestion of semen and/or seminal fluids. Usually used as an insult.

"You're done you little Cum Gobbler."

by Throbbin P. Ness June 19, 2006

gobbler

Gobbler refers to a person partaking in the art of gobbling, of which many variations are present. The most notable presentation of the previously mentioned craft was performed by the mysterious man appearing in a web video on "merryholidays.org", whom therefore is simply referred to as "the gobbler".

Many tales are present about the origin of the betold video, of which one states that the gobbler is an ex army member.

By analyzing the video material one could reproduce the act of gobbling, though only a few reach mastery in this complicated craft.

To properly gobble on par with the gobbler, it requires a variety of resources:
a bucket
a turkey(from here on referred to as Mrs. Turkey)
a banana
a paddle
a blow up doll "type man"
a blow up doll "type pig"
a pumpkin(from here on referred to as Mr. Pumpkin)
firework
a spanking partner
a pair of boots
a christmas hat
a tape copy of "who let the dogs out"

The act of gobbling would take a long time to elaborate on here are some shouting quotes which are quint essential for obtaining mastery:

"gobble, gobble!"
"And Mrs. Turkey came to visit!"
"Oughuuuu!"
"Fuck me Mr. Pumpkin."
"Yes sir."
"gobble, gobble, gobble!"

Gobbler: Gobble, Gobble!

by Mr.Pumpkin July 3, 2012

suicide gobbler

a woman who will NOT stop giving head. "enough is enough, stop right now." no - a suicide gobbler will go on and on and on and on

trevor thought he was so lucky pulling thunderthighs 'till he discovered she was a suicide gobbler

by theWestHamfan November 22, 2003

lolly gobbler

A paedophile, particularly one who lures his victims from "picture perfect" suburban neighbourhoods.

Those three kids got snatched by a particularly vile lolly gobbler yesterday.

by findsam September 3, 2006

hot gobbler

When you're getting a blow job from a chick and you grab her neck fat out while shooting your load down her throat

Nothing like a hot gobbler on Thabksgiving night.

by JQuist November 27, 2014

Cobble Gobbler

A Cobble Gobbler is a cycling superfan or one who lingers around the team bus of a professional cycling team during the Spring Classic races. The Cobble Gobbler differs from the traditional Chamois Sniffer in that they are only interested in the Spring Classic "hard men".

I was at the Roubaix Velodrome for the race finish and couldn't believe the number of Cobble Gobblers hanging around the entrance to the locker rooms. Those people have no shame.

by Asshat Kornhole January 7, 2015

Peach Gobbler

Someone who eats the booty.

Scott and Brett are total peach gobblers..

by ANDY PILLOWPANTS May 13, 2016