The Colonel’s Gravy

The hot, busted load of jizz from an older, southern genetleman.

I took the colonel’s gravy yesterday. It was thick and creamy.

This bar is full of old guys. Looks like the colonel’s gravy is on tap tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Gravy Sack

The bulge on a persons lower neck.

Did you see Brandt's gravy sack that thing is as large as the meteor that killed the dinosaurs!

by J-J-J-JOHN CENA January 8, 2016

Gravy Piss

When you clearly haven't drunk enough fluids and your pee is a dark shade of golden brown, can affect both men and women. Often smells like peanuts.

First guy "Man I just did a proper gravy piss! Pass the beer, I need fluid .."
Second guy "Nice, you might wanna flush twice, I hear they're stubborn."

by Smeggles182 November 25, 2009

Gravy hand

A person known for getting guys off with their hand.

The wrestling team loves Dan. No, it's just because he's a gravy hand.

by Author's ashes February 1, 2017

Gravy Sailor

A homosexual who likes to give anal to somebody with severe diahorrea.

"That guy in the navy was a complete gravy sailor."

by Waffleman1212 July 1, 2009

Gravy nuts

When on a hot day your nuts get a thick white to off white paste that your underwear stick to. In some cases it may be watery and will soak thru the pants.

Hey bob you got any napkins I got a mean case of gravy nuts. And its stinking

by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017

Granny gravy

When an old lady shits herself she may produce what is known as granny gravy. This is what gives the old people home it's distinctive scent

Person one: you smell that?
Person two: we in an old folks home. You smelling granny gravy

by Bingull February 18, 2023