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grammar homicide

Grammar homicide can have multiple definitions.

1. grammar homicide is defined as more than one grammar mistake per paragraph.

2. sending a follow-up text where you mistakenly correct grammar, only the correction is actually wrong. And then make a silly comment how you had to correct your grammar b/c it was a cell-phone auto correction.

3. having to spend too much time correcting other peoples grammer.
He committed grammar homicide when he sent that text.

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I suffered from grammar homicide after spending five minutes reviewing this manuscript.
by FurRealKitty October 31, 2013
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International Grammar

An overly complicated and mutually disappointing sex act.
I went back to his place and he seemed cool, but he wanted to do International Grammar and it just got weird.
by Oversharer May 31, 2015
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grammar artist

Someone who disregards the normal use of grammar for a more stylish and effective communication of their written message. Often times with a goal of making sure their own unique personality comes across as well.
Cheryl isn't well educated but she sure knows how to use punctuation to get her point across just as she wants you to hear it. She's a true grammar artist!
by NickNap November 13, 2016
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Grammar Klansman

A person who corrects your grammar while not correcting his own. They're very careful about the letters n, i, g, e, and r.
The Grammar Klansman told the black man to use an apostrophe in "you're."
by ChloeV124 November 30, 2016
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Grammar Shower

A shower that occurs after a person has been exposed to horrible grammar. Usually happens after texting friends that have no idea how to use their native language, and reading the messages becomes physically painful. The only way to get rid of this feeling of pain and dirtiness is with a hot Grammar Shower.
"hi how r u. can i come over their"
"were gonna b their to"
"your a idiot"
"look at those cat's over their"
All of these are examples of sentences that would require a Grammar Shower after reading.
by UrbanPerfect86 January 31, 2019
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Grammar Nazi

An occupation. A grammar nazi would proofread Hitler's speeches, ensuring that all grammar was used correctly and effectively.
It's important to speak correctly. A grammar nazi would proofread the speeches used by Hitler to ensure the preservation of the beautiful German language.
by SlickSerpent99 June 9, 2018
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intellectual grammar

A higher form of grammar which is not totally aligned with the "normal" English language
The English teacher claimed the essay was bad, but the student was simply using intellectual grammar.
by Not Ericc April 25, 2019
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