You got me chopped

When someone erks you soul and you just wanna knock the crack out of them

You:eating candy minding your own business

Sister:*snatches candy*

You: Your erk my soul and you got me more chopped than pork chop (you see where I was going with the pork chops no oh okay) your erking my soul you got me chopped sis

by Aerio gang bang January 1, 2020

you got knocked the fuck up

when a girl gets pregant by a guy who doesnt give a fuck

dayum R you got knocked the fuck up

by k-k-k April 12, 2006

you got me lost for words

phrase that one says when he/she is stunned or awed by another person

your girl is wearing the most beautiful dress ever
guy- You got me lost for words

by you got me lost for words May 11, 2008

I've got 50p, fuck you

When you only have 50p to pay for something.

Person: "How much is this?"

Person 2: "That's 2£ sir"

Person: "i've got 50p, fuck you" *leaves store with product*

Person 2: "that's not good my brudda!"

by 69Xxx_pussy_slayer_xxX69 February 11, 2021

smoke em if you got em

When in a predicament when it appears there is no escape, one smokes if they have them because the health effects no longer matter.

Said in a time when death is imminent.

As the extinction-level asteroid tumbles toward earth...

John: "I can't believe we're all going to die like this..."
Mark: "Smoke em if you got em, boys. This is it."
John: <lights up>

by BakeCarrots December 29, 2008

you got the whole squad laughing

Used for a sarcastic praise, observation.

Kelly (son): ,,Dad, I'm hungry.''
Harrison (dad): ,,Hi Hungry, I'm dad.''
Kelly: ,,Damn, you got the whole squad laughing.''
Harrison: ,,Hahaha, I know right!''
Kelly: ,,That was sarcasm, you frigging boomer.''
Harrison: ,,Wait, how do you say this? No you?''
Kelly: *goes on BS Edgar type for a year* *dies of cringe as soon as remembers what happened*

by Vince1003 February 21, 2021

you got to be fist fucking me

When someone does something really stupid.

You got to be fist fucking me

by fishfarmer1972 March 30, 2015