gopher

a person on halo 2 who gets on a turret and stays on it until they are killed.

snipe that gopher at the front of the base.

by sklaid April 12, 2005

gopher in the hole

when you have to poo and its starting to come out your ass and it goes in and out and you have to squeeze it with your ass cheeks

morgan: i just gophered

Jessica: you mean gopher in the hole

Morgan: sorry man i got it on your wall

by jdnyo February 14, 2009

gopher

something unsightly, the penis

That kid had a big gopher.

by yoyofosho October 29, 2003

gooter

a pinch of smokeless tobacco in somebodys lip

Pack that fucking gooter bro!

by gooterLM October 9, 2008

gopher girl

A low-ranking female coworker who does the bidding of her superiors in order to have purpose in the workplace.

"Why is Lisa even here? She just runs around as her boss's gopher girl."

by Spartiate January 9, 2015

scoot gooter

-A freeloader, usually pertaining to drugs or car rides

hatem is so broke all the time, hes such a scoot gooter when we toke

by CrowPirate September 26, 2006

Pokemon Gopher

A driver for someone who plays Pokemon Go and needs to focus on the game, not the road.

Paul says: I'm going to step up and call my Pokemon Gopher.
Alan says: Cool, can I ride?

by I-HATE-MINE July 15, 2016