by SpoopyScarySpookington May 27, 2025
(noun)
Fun-loving, hard-working individuals who are obsessed with goop, believing it to be the key to happiness, success, and making the world go round. Goop Goblins are known for their relentless hustle and quirky charm, always chanting their mantra: "Seek the goop, trust the goblin."
Fun-loving, hard-working individuals who are obsessed with goop, believing it to be the key to happiness, success, and making the world go round. Goop Goblins are known for their relentless hustle and quirky charm, always chanting their mantra: "Seek the goop, trust the goblin."
"Why’s Jared working three side hustles and still having the time of his life?"
"Bro, he's like one of those Goop Goblins. Goop makes the world go round."
"Ever since I started chasing the goop like a true Goop Goblin, my life’s been nothing but good vibes and cash flow."
"Bro, he's like one of those Goop Goblins. Goop makes the world go round."
"Ever since I started chasing the goop like a true Goop Goblin, my life’s been nothing but good vibes and cash flow."
by Cineteria January 22, 2025
by gooperrepublic January 04, 2024
by DubberRucky February 22, 2025
incel: WTF!!! STOP HITTING MY RIBCAGE WITH A METAL PAN!!! HELP!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!
me: ur off the goop bro
me: ur off the goop bro
by bigbroefoje May 26, 2023