consider the goats

When somebody has a plan, but hasn't thought it all the way through; when a person hasn't thought of the consequences of their future actions

Person 1: "Dude, are you going to consider the goats?"
Person 2: "No I guess I haven't. I should probably do that. That's for reminding me bro."

by bleudog2012 December 26, 2014

The Bloody Goatee

The result of eating a girls ass while she's on her period

Hey girl, let me give you The Bloody Goatee

by MyManGravy14 January 19, 2015

Tow some goats

alt. Towing some goats

Towing a small and/or light load with a significantly overpowered vehicle.

Origin:
Courtney, Will Sabel. "Watch This Lamborghini Murcielago Tow Some Goats." TheDrive.com. Time Inc., 27 July 2016. Web. 27 July 2016.

Some crazy Aussie put a hitch on his Murcielago to tow some goats.

Now we're towing some goats!

by Podlag July 27, 2016

oats ma goats

TOTALLY BRUH

"This is so true"
"Oats ma goats"

by Ruehvqmw<3jrhrbwjwiheheb April 26, 2017

built different/goats

branly and whitebeard

they are just built different/goats they can’t be stopped they from the matrix

by anonymous September 13, 2020

goats baw

Scottish term for someone who is a complete fucking arsehole

Baw is Scots for testicle. You are effectively calling someone a goat's testicle.

Can be used in friendly and offensive contexts.

"Shut it ya goat's baw"

"Hey ya fuckin goat's baw, whit ye daein? Looking for a fight ur ye?"

by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004

Goateyed

One eye looking one direction, the other eye looking different direction.

I didn't know if she was talking to me or you.
She is goateyed bad!

by firebossnubbin March 6, 2011