Garrett

Garrett’s are dumb at times but are also very dirty minded they are known as the kid that dated so and so and also can be very stubborn. Garrett’s are very understanding and you can talk to them about anything where ever and when ever.

Garrett: “ my pussy hurts”

Stranger: “ is you name Garrett?”
Garrett: “ ya”
Stranger: “ thought so”

by Couldn’t in good of anything February 11, 2020

Garrette

The type of guy nobody likes but always wants to be around. There's said to be a small number of people with the name "Garrett" spelled like this.

"I hung out with a Garrette today, so lame"

by Lil..Faggot June 10, 2020

Garrett

stupid fucking centrist

me: i love being a free individual
Garrett: my name has two r's AND two t's in it

by poopshitter8362834 November 12, 2020

Marie Garrett

Someone who seems to always be there maybe be looked at as stalking but it is never intentianal. Maries are really good in bed and has a really nice body. She is really athletic and pretty and has a weird sence of humor. Tends to look past what is in front of her and always wants unrealistic things.

Damn your flexable just like marie garrett

by LoverboyYyyyy October 30, 2011

Frank Garrett

Pseudonym of a Troll on Yahoo Answers. Frank Garrett has an Obama/Socialist icon as his avatar and posts hysterical, offensive, funny and just plain wrong questions and answers on Yahoo Answers. His talents are obvious and he's amassing a cult following

A few Questions Asked By Frank Garrett

I Think My Mom Is Dying. I Heard Her Moaning Last Night And Saying "OHHHH God! I'm Coming!" In Her Bedroom?

My Wife Just Ate A Bowl Of Chili And Is Still Hungry. Could She Be Cheating On Me?

I'm Trying To Get My Wife And Her Sister To Recreate 2 Girls 1 Cup For Me As An X-Mas Gift?

by UrMomsMeatholes May 15, 2012

Garrett

That one really pale fat friend who never wears a shirt and sweats all the time and farts on all of your stuff.

Man my brother is such a Garrett

by Kitkeepsitmello March 27, 2017

Garrett

A young attrative male with bright blue peircing eyes and soft wavy like ginger hair. Enjoys dating older females(cougars). Likes to be the "son" in the relationship. Loves to be loved on, hugged, squeezed, kissed, and cuddled. Prefers to be rocked to sleep like a baby while humming a nursery rhymes. All Garretts love their binky and blankey. Garretts will love you too if you powder them in Johnson & Johnson.

Aww. That little Garrett is so adorble.
Is sleepy time for young Garrett.
Yeah, i think that Garrett is into some BMSD.

by Sabbrinaa June 12, 2018