gaper

the combination of a geek and a jerk.

That dungeon and dragon dude just flipped me the bird

by eglet December 4, 2003

gapped up

jacked up, messed up

that dudes grill (teeth) is all gapped up

by big pimpin September 12, 2003

gopper

a male who jumps from girl to girl.
a male version of a bopper

that gopper dumped his girl for her friend, then dumped her and went her cousin.

by miss_kim06 October 9, 2003

Gopper

The sort of bird that you get matched with on dating sites. Never mind that you're a thirtysomething singleton who's still got their ex from 6 years ago on a pedestal, with the beginnings of male pattern baldness and a teeth that haven't been whitened, honest!

A gopper tends to that girl that you went with when you were 17 because you knew she would put out on the way home from burger king.. Not generally known for their looks or litheness, their elegance, or decent binocular vision. A gopper is considered as undesireable by your initial, superficial inbox-based reckonings, but if truth be known, a little mouth-breathing and obsessing over unicorn paraphernalia is offset by the ease with which you find your fingers entering her foaming, slightly sweaty smelling vagina in the corner of the cinema car park.. You dirty boy.

Lad 1: what about her?
Lad 2: oh mate, she's a gopper!

by Sumfacthunt July 29, 2013

Gasperation

The feeling a tea enthusiast gets when he or she needs a cup of tea but there's only cheap supermarket dust in the cupboard. You drink it anyway.

Despite not having his favourite tea at the office, John went for a vending machine tea out of pure gasperation.

by _TeaClub_ June 19, 2016

gapped smile

when a game of chubby bunny goes a little to far

i got a gapped smile the over day

by dickslapper72 May 24, 2016

Gayper

"Gay paper." Queer-community-insider term for the paper produced created when a member of the queer community (aka a gay person) takes advantage of the open-ended nature of academic assignments and writes a paper about - guess what - something gay. This can be a paper examining a character's homosexual inclinations, the author's secret gay agenda, or the fluid nature of sexuality and gender as given in the novel.

"We can write this Humanities Colloquium essay on whatever we want?! Sappho x Odyssey Gayper, here I come."

by pseuedonym March 10, 2017