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Rip a grumpy

To fart (ferociously)
Tom: (farts loudly!)
Jim: did you just rip a grumpy?

Tom: I’ve had bad farts all day.

Jim: oh, I agree grumpy buns.
by Michael Muffins February 25, 2025
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grumpy gypsy

A grumpy gypsy is when you're friends think they are knowledgeable about lies you have told, mind readers, or can read ones personality, gestures or expressions- like a boss. But infact have no idea what the hell they are talking about or have any idea that infact what they believe is a lie or a good statement of you're character is completely inacurate & when you point that out.. -that they know no nothing- ie.Jon Snow... they become angry that they have 1 less gift that they truly believed they were blessed with.
Andrew was acting like a total fucking grumpy gypsy, he thinks I lied when infact i did not because i laughed at him when he mentioned it and thinks laughing is a trait of mine when i lie. #wheresmypokerface?
by the.realest. May 17, 2016
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Grumpy man cigar

I dirty old man - Who has done meth / pain pills most of his life

Has barley any teeth if none, a perverted nasty gossiper who is usually covered with old man moles. Has nothing else to do with the rest of his pathetic life but smoke cigars, stink and talk shit about everyone.
Did you see the maintenance man Nickolas?
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he ?!!!!
by Anteater555 December 14, 2022
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Dumping a grumpy

The largest, longest , smelliest, shit in the world.
Clear the house I’m dumping a grumpy.
by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019
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Grumpy computers

Its either a Laggy computer or one of the Most annoying internet trolls to exist.
Grumpy computers is a word That can be used on a number of sentences Like My computer is pretty grumpy today or My grumpy computer cant even run minecraft.
by Grumpy computers January 13, 2019
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Grumpy dumpy

A shit that is not refreshing to let go and you wish you hadn’t.
I just shifted my pants that shit was grumpy dumpy.
by Palmer McCshitter June 4, 2022
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grumpying

The act of being grumpy on a regular basis by wives.
My wife was grumpying me all day long today.
by Swing1177 February 14, 2018
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