GET A GRIP

To get a hold of your life, to fix your shit together, to sort your crap out or to have at least some sort of control in your life.

SARAH SMITH: Have you done the homework?
AMEEN:Err.... no?
SARAH SMITH: GET A GRIP AMEEN!!!!!!!!

by father complications May 2, 2017

stack your grip

while "grip" sometimes denotates a specific amount of money ($10G), it is also an expression with pimps, hustlers and gangsters for any large amount of money one is holding on to ('grip') and not letting go of except in an emergency (posting bail, paying damages, getting out of town, etc). This is known in the square world as "prudent reserve" (3 to 6 months living expenses).

youngsta: "I want to get some sick-ass'd rims for my ride!"
OG: "You betta hold on to your cheddah! You gots to stack your grip, young brotha!"

by psychosufi May 3, 2010

death grip

When a male masturbates too often/with too hard of a grip, so that they are almost insensitive to anything other than masturbation. This includes even vaginal sex.

The only reason Christian lasted when having sex with the really tight girl was that he had given himself the death grip.

by bigheadu August 31, 2016

vagice grip

An intense, metaphorical hold that a female has on a male partner which prevents him from doing his own leisure activities.

Male 1: Dude, for real? You're with your girl for the night again?!

Male 2: I'm sorry! Summer has me in the tightest vagice grip!

by Needs to Cool It September 6, 2012

Supersoaker 3000 Gorilla Grip Coochie

Wet ass cooch

Damn she got that supersoaker 3000 gorilla grip coochie

by Superduperunicornbear September 8, 2020

Good grip

Tight pussy

I had sex with Tiffany last night, Dan she had that good grip!

by Tommytwice May 27, 2019

grizzly grip

1. The manly act of holding beasts.

1 ." I got a Grizzly Grip on those titties bro! " Response: "fucking nice dude!"

by The man of northern AZ. 928. January 6, 2011