A goon king. One similar to the king of kings but has added goon-like powers. A goon who out performs all others in life no matter how awkward or foolish he/she may behave.
Seth: Whoa! Who is this goon? I've never seen him before.
Brent: I don’t know, but he has the ability to swing any lady, solve any logical problem, feed any starving family, and bring peace to any society while acting like a jackass at the same time.
Seth: ... such a king. How do I describe someone this uber?
Brent: The goon of goons.
Brent: I don’t know, but he has the ability to swing any lady, solve any logical problem, feed any starving family, and bring peace to any society while acting like a jackass at the same time.
Seth: ... such a king. How do I describe someone this uber?
Brent: The goon of goons.
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A girl who on the face of things seems pretty damn fine, but inside she's got a seriously fucked up mind.
Guy: "Damn, you're freaking hot"
Girl: "Must be clean, I'm dirty, I keep scrubbing but it won't make me clean!"
Guy: "Right....(backs off slowly)"
Girl: "I need to be clean! I'm dirty, I really need to be clean!"
Guy (To his mates): "Yeah, she seemed fine on the surface, but she's really just tainted goods"
Girl: "Must be clean, I'm dirty, I keep scrubbing but it won't make me clean!"
Guy: "Right....(backs off slowly)"
Girl: "I need to be clean! I'm dirty, I really need to be clean!"
Guy (To his mates): "Yeah, she seemed fine on the surface, but she's really just tainted goods"
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Sarah (White America child aged 12)
Mummy (African American mother aged 35)
"Mummy why don't we have a fridge and washing machine and other white goods like my friend Sarah?" "Young Sharise, this is something I asked my mother when I was a child. It not not something I can explain to you, it is something you will learn as you grow up."
Sarah (White America child aged 12)
Mummy (African American mother aged 35)
"Mummy why don't we have a fridge and washing machine and other white goods like my friend Sarah?" "Young Sharise, this is something I asked my mother when I was a child. It not not something I can explain to you, it is something you will learn as you grow up."
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2. A person that loves and is never loved back, that gives and never gives back. Someone who doesn't stop loving and giving, even when they're down.
2. A person that loves and is never loved back, that gives and never gives back. Someone who doesn't stop loving and giving, even when they're down.
1. Johnny: Zac what's up?
Zac: I don't get any acknowledgement no matter what I do.
Johnny: You my friend, is a gohst. I feel bad for you man.
2. Johnny: Damn Jordan, You've been loving her and she never loved you back, you gave her everything and she never gave jackshit. Do you ever give up?
Jordan: No, I'm a gohst
Zac: I don't get any acknowledgement no matter what I do.
Johnny: You my friend, is a gohst. I feel bad for you man.
2. Johnny: Damn Jordan, You've been loving her and she never loved you back, you gave her everything and she never gave jackshit. Do you ever give up?
Jordan: No, I'm a gohst
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