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goblin core

It’s an aesthetic, like cottage core but more, chaotic. Some would call someone with this aesthetic a ‘hoarder’ but to us it’s just collecting, we collect anything that gives us joy wich can be shells, buttons, mushrooms, bugs, trinkets and other things others would call trash. “one mans trash is another’s treasure”. The fashion is usually oversized ugly sweaters ,corduroy pants and boots. This aesthetic also contains a love for frogs and bugs.
person 1: why is that person running around looking for mushrooms?
person 2: It’s for the AeStHiC, ever heard of the qUiRkY gremlin core bitches?

(i’m goblin core , sorry if that was rude it was only a joke)
by phrog:) March 30, 2021
mugGet the goblin coremug.

summon the goblin

When you’re having the banter with your mates and someone brings up that one guy you used to go to school with. Once he’s in the conversation there’s no shaking him. Eventually everyone else has to leave until only the goblin remains.
Euge: I just knew that Niall was about to Summon the Goblin last night.

Finn: Yeah, there was no room in the squad for him. Negative banter.
by Primaries101 November 17, 2022
mugGet the summon the goblinmug.

rock goblin

A rock goblin is a more sophisticated term for a crank whore
You can't turn a rock goblin into a housewife.
by Schmitzshuttle September 30, 2016
mugGet the rock goblinmug.

honey goblin

A hoe who is after your money.
This ho is a honey goblin
by dsgakcclgfdsigfuyegbwjkbcjd.w December 20, 2014
mugGet the honey goblinmug.

disaster goblin

Radiates chaotic neutral energy . One may attain "disaster goblin status".
reference: Youtube, "vines for disaster goblins" 2018

Old school RuneScape (may also be) in reference to Recipe for Disaster/Freeing the Goblin generals.
" i am a disaster goblin and i've never felt so appreciated, this is beautiful, i'm crying into all this gold i've stolen " - Booty Duke

" I achieved my disaster goblin status when I finally got over my salmonella on christmas day only to come down with strep throat the very next day " - Wikjah Greenwell
by DEd_fekuf December 29, 2018
mugGet the disaster goblinmug.

Goblin Pussy

drain pussy/bussy - Izit2023
You’re all just mad because you get zero Goblin Pussy
by lhblackwell January 7, 2023
mugGet the Goblin Pussymug.

shitty goblin

Shitty Goblin: To present your unclean anus and buttocks to an unsuspecting partner’s or friend’s face while they are sleeping. Worse than a tea-bagging.

The ‘Shitty Goblin’ derives its name from the real possibility of going blind from a shit infected eye.

Olden times slang from Birmingham, UK (specifically the Jewellery Quarter district).
I awoke to the sight of my boyfriend’s unclean anus and buttocks being thrust towards my face. I had been ‘shitty goblined’ (I.e. shitty go blind).
by BrumHoleSlang June 12, 2020
mugGet the shitty goblinmug.

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