when a guy needs to shit bad and has poop contractions that are less than 2 minutes apart from each other
by dexter delay February 05, 2003
by Okuma July 04, 2011
by RedHotChiliFan May 29, 2006
that chick likes to give head.
by Jimmyyyyyyyy April 14, 2008
Giving Bass
When a person starts to pump their ass at someone, usually within a foot or closer of that person, while either they themselves or a companion makes a ghetto bass sound to the beat of the pumping ass. Usually before giving bass its polite to ask "Would you like some bass?" or "Want some bass?" to which, regardless of yes, no, or excuse me answer they get some hawt bass action.
When a person starts to pump their ass at someone, usually within a foot or closer of that person, while either they themselves or a companion makes a ghetto bass sound to the beat of the pumping ass. Usually before giving bass its polite to ask "Would you like some bass?" or "Want some bass?" to which, regardless of yes, no, or excuse me answer they get some hawt bass action.
by Sassy Steve August 01, 2011
by The Return of Light Joker March 12, 2011
Based on the salute from the well known Newcastle and ex-England striker - to give 'a shearer' is a sexual position where the male takes the female up against a wall from behind whilst raising his right hand in acknowledgement of his achievement and the ‘big man’ himself. Some have found that imagining scoring a goal passed the Germans has provided extra satisfaction. Giving a Shearer in the mirror is often accredited as the ultimate in ‘shearer’ action.
"Went out last night and met this tidy bird, gave her a shearer"
"Was on the phone to Ferg earlier, asked him to call me Alan"
"Was on the phone to Ferg earlier, asked him to call me Alan"
by Shearer King February 18, 2005