gastro

very runny almost explosive shit that will kill your baby sitter along with your family.

watch out baby sitter explosive gastro shit is coming

by likes dog balls November 25, 2014

catching the garter

Means you are the next man to be married. But ass to mouth must be performed before marriage will come into your life.

Nigga Imma lucky man. I get ass to mouth and I caught the garter. #catching the garter 2018

by 6Knight4 June 8, 2018

gaste

Pronounced 'jayste'. A combination of the words gel and paste, often used to describe the filling of Junior Mints.

Junior Mints are full of a minty gaste.

by tayvincible January 9, 2009

Gastronomica

The instrument created by your anal cavity; as in 'harmonica'. Making yourself fart. Using the rare ability to suck air up one's anus and farting it out to produce consecutive deep, full tones. >Warning the use of the gastronomica could cause a sudden need to crap.<

Jim Wilson can play his gastronomica like there's no tomorrow. 'Midnight Honkytonk Stroll' by Fecal Spectrum is awesome 'cause they use the gastronomica.
> Visit Jim and Fecal Spectrum at www.myspace.com/fecalspectrum <

by G. 'WonderBoy' B. December 17, 2008

gastromaniacal

Affected by an obsessive focus on a particular food.

More than once, his gastromaniacal zeal for hot dogs landed him in the dunny with the sharts.

by goodmanjm July 7, 2009

gastrocasual

A restaurant with a serious attitude to the food ('gastronomy') and a casual feel to the physical space and aesthetics.

I am really engaged with the gastrocasual trend occurring on the Los Angeles dining scene. Serious restaurateurs are placing innovative menus into relaxed, casual spaces. The aesthetics are stylish but casual, reflecting the attire of the consumer. Diners and patrons no longer want to dress up to enjoy fine dining, and creative chefs and restaurateurs are responding with great food in a relaxed space.

by theDukeofLA March 27, 2011

Gastroms

The quantifiable magnitude of fart repulsiveness which includes odor amplitude, and duration. This is measured on a scale of 1-10.

Deuce's fart was so bad! It had to be like 9.2 gastroms! I could have sworn he shat himself.

by Cango April 2, 2011