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Charlotte County Funnel

When you piss in their ass
by phatHawg June 8, 2019
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Funnel caking

Walmart night shift employees use a funnel and pour cake ingredients down an unsuspecting midnight walmart shopper. any orpheus is allowed. ( only Walmart nightshift employees can preform such a task)
Did you hear about the funnel caking incident at Walmart last night?
by Davidwebb99 May 2, 2021
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The Berlin Funnel

A metaphorical process that many privileged expats - often from countries like Australia or France- who move to Berlin for the vibes. It describes the predictable trajectory of initial excitement and exploration, often characterized by partying and casual drug use, which escalates over time. Many find themselves burned out after a couple of years, losing their sense of purpose, and ultimately leaving Berlin more confused than when they arrived.

They treat the city as a disposable playground, diving into its nightlife and drug culture with little regard for its actual residents or community. Many of these expats identify as leftists and engage in performative activism but fail to acknowledge their role in contributing to gentrification and other systemic issues.
They’re totally in the Berlin Funnel—moved here for the vibes, started partying every weekend, and now they don’t even remember why they came.
by Zeggy-Stardust December 27, 2024
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Funnel Cake Sundae

getting railed by 3 men and having them put a funnel into your anus and cumming into them.
wow, i got a crazy funnel cake sundae yesterday
by cockassuer April 15, 2023
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Funnel cake

The act of ejaculating on a person's stomach and sprinkling baby powder as if it were powdered sugar. While you can consume the result it is not advised.
Last night I gave this random girl a funnel cake and she actually ate it.
by baetastic February 14, 2017
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Candy Funnel

A normal beer funnel, except within the act of chugging an individual or many individuals spit candy into the top of the funnel. The person that is chugging must also chug down the pieces of candy or else he or she is a bitch.
Greg, im gonna spit smarties into the funnel so that it becomes a candy funnel. Dont be a cunt muffin and not swallow the candy.
by Neil Durkin December 9, 2008
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Gold Funneling

Brianna and I tried Gold Funneling last night and she came so fast
by Sqootle July 19, 2018
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