Shit Funnel

Mouth through which egotistical conversation escapes.

I don't believe this asshole - why don't you shut your shit funnel before you say something you're going to regret.

by PoopStickers July 13, 2011

Funnellweb1

The term is believed to have originated in Sydney Australia. It is term often used to describe corrupt Police Officers who release confidential Police information.

When Sergeant Craig Smith released confidential Police information onto the open internet forum the NSW Police Internal Affairs began searching for the Funnellweb1.

by K Konk July 30, 2007

Funnelling

The intentional manipulation of human consciousness by various forms of technology. Whether the goal is to turn someone into a product purchaser, a dogmatic activist, or a political operative, a variety of suggestive PSYOPS are employed to engage and direct someone's thoughts and actions. Without even recognizing how it happened, they wake up one morning ready to buy something they don't need, or ready to take action on behalf of a cause or a political party. No longer in control of their own choice-making, they are now at the mercy of the individual and/or organization that is funnelling their consciousness.

My friend eventually realized that someone with access to his devices was funnelling his consciousness for nefarious purposes.

by Enrealment September 23, 2024

fennelled

cunted when one's perception of reality is depleted. (adjective)

like when your sitting at 11 at night on a wednesday evening realising that youve not been to bed for a couple of weeks and the only word youre able to articulate is fennell or fennelled

by Cameron Montgomerie III April 23, 2004

funnel

the better frat on burrill ave, not to be mistaken with sigma chi

college student #1: I heard the funnel was getting a keg tonight
college student #2: Great, i spent my last 5 bucks on kentacohut, i guess ill have to use laundry quarters again

by jim March 8, 2005

Funnel Basher

One who indulges in Anal Penetration

Get your hand off my cock you fuckin' Funnel Basher

by GMPC July 20, 2008

Funnel Fight

"Funnel Fighting" isn't a real term. No one uses it, except those with an IQ of about 50. It is a special term for those who refuse to accept "funnel race" as the appropriate terminology.

Funnel fight? What? Do you want me to beat you with a funnel? You're fucking weird.

by Pocket Ninja January 13, 2009