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Funky Monkey

A chocolate milkshake with half a banana in it. Really good. Tastes like an otter jumping over the rainbow and giving you a pot of gold. Also used as an excuse for a chocoholic to call themselves healthy because they have fruit in their milkshake.
GIRL: Slow down, you're going to have a heart attack, man! That's your third Funky Monkey today!
GUY: It has banana in it, so I'm fine.
by GayHorse :P May 20, 2014
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funky dunky

When you rip open the elbow, and take a big sniff. And it makes you just say damn! Some really smelly weed.
Man...Them are the funky dunkys! Smelling great...
by Marvin Van Loon December 4, 2007
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funky cold medina

1) a title of a popular rap song by tone loc. the funky cold medina in the song is an unknown substance that makes the ladies love ya.
"I asked the guy, why you so fly? he said funky cold medina"

"put a little medina in youre glass and the chicks will come real quick"
by j-la August 12, 2003
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funky fandango

To engage in the intimate act of sexual intercourse with a loved one(preferably not a relation).
Shit son, I danced the funky fandango with that bitch all night long, awww-yeaaa!!

Or

Yes baby, lets dance the funky fandango on this beautiful night under the pale moonlight.
by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006
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Funky Kong

How come there's 11 other Funky Kong's when I join an online room?
by renabeth April 26, 2021
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Funky Friday

A roblox game imitating the hit popular game "Friday Night Funkin"

It has over 294.8M+ visits and is a quite popular game among the roblox community.
"Hey bro wanna 1v1 me in Funky Friday?"

"Sure dude I'm gonna destroy you though!"
by crow_child trade mark June 1, 2021
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Funky Bandz

John: Wanna trade your monkey silly bandz for my kitty silly bandz?

Jack: That isn't a silly bandz you fuckwit. That's a fucking FUNKY BANDZ. Get a fucking life you fucking asshole and stop ripping people off with your fucking imitation silly bandz. Go home and kill yourself. It will make the world a better place for all.
by SILLY BANDZ September 9, 2010
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