1. The new way of saying gag me with a spoon
2. A request to have a toothbrush shoved in your pussy and/or asshole

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1. Sassy Little Bitch: Uhg fuck me with a toothbrush she is so annoying.
2. Horny Bitch: hey bae, *starts wispering in mans ear* I want you to fuck me with a toothbrush.
by dicks + juice = dicks in cider November 29, 2017
mugGet the fuck me with a toothbrushmug.

fuck me good

A phrase used by Russell Brand during his "Shame" comedy stand-up act referring to when he once put on an American accent during sex.
by coolwhitegirl August 14, 2010
mugGet the fuck me goodmug.

fuck me dead

It means basicly the same thing as "Oh shit" or "fuck a duck". Not intended to be used in a sexual way.
haley: "well shit mom i spilled my drink!"

jo ann:"Well fuck me dead"
by lacey February 14, 2005
mugGet the fuck me deadmug.

Fuck me, right?

Used whenever one is in an unfavorable situation, or whenever one feels like they are in a state of "fucked".
Nick: Hey Aaron, have you gotten laid lately?
Aaron: Nope. Fuck me, right?

Micheal: Hey, do you guys hear that ticking noise?
Alli Babba: ALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!
Micheal: Fuck me, right?
by Shady Nasty??? October 18, 2011
mugGet the Fuck me, right?mug.

Fuck me hair

Is a hair style a woman gets when she has been fucked really nice and hard missionary style. The back of her hair looks like a rat's nest.
The hooker walked out of the room with fuck me hair.
by dmpf October 25, 2009
mugGet the Fuck me hairmug.

fuck me ears

When a person, typically a woman, who has outrageously big ears, which would sereve as handles durring a blowjob.
She had some great fuck me ears to hold onto.

Think Jessica Simpson in Employee of the Month.
by p_man February 21, 2009
mugGet the fuck me earsmug.

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