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Frog dick

When a man hops around trying to find a willing person to insert his tiny frog size penis in .
Did you see Fernando the other day ? That poor man was frog dicking all around. Feel sorry for man woman or shim that he gets a hold of b.c they won't feel a thing.
by Dingleberry Kelly August 13, 2018
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Stepped on a Frog

Euphemism for cracking a nasty fart.
Although it can used in reference to all kinds of farts, from the subtle to the divine, it is especially fitting for the absurdly obscene ones in particular.
Derived from the signature "ribbit" noise that frogs make, used to mimic the gas clawing its way out of your butt.
1. What the hell was that noise Jim? Sounded like someone just died.

Stepped on a frog. Big, nasty wart-covered frog.

2. Who just shit their pants?

Stepped on a frog. I can't help it mom, they are all over the damn floor. They are literally jumping under my every step. Be a good woman and clean this place up.
by barbados118 November 22, 2011
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Frog Choker

Intense rain storm; Usually associated with a storm
We were gonna go camping, but it came a real frog choker Friday night
by Jake Power March 27, 2007
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crazy frog

Extremely irritating animated frog used to advertise a mobile phone ringtone.

Crazy frog appears at least once within every commercial break on tv, wearing goggles and helmet and riding an imaginary motorcycle with his cock out.

The ringtone sounds like Joe Pasquale immitating an old moped and is extremely popular among chavs.

Unfortunately, this plague does not look like fading anytime soon, as the crazy frog now has a single (Axel F) in the UK charts and the advert has now invaded terrestrial channels.
Beebebedeebeedebebe.....be be de de....

Anyone in possession of the crazy frog should have to pick faeces from their mobile phone keypad, having just removed the device from their rectum, into which, no doubt, it was forceably inserted.
by Pie Eater May 17, 2005
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Crazy Frog

by millicent dewey January 25, 2005
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swamp frog

a party concoction in the same genre as jungle juice yet much better and less alcohol tasting then jungle juices (if made correctly) already low alcohol taste..
HANDLE OF EVERCLEAR
2-2LITER BOTTLES OF SPRITE
1 LARGE BOTTLE OF LIMEADE
SMALL BOTTLE LEMONADE
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT INGREDIENT
1 HUGE TUB OF LIME SORBET
mix in cooler until all of sorbet is absorbed add limes if u wish
delicious!! and drunk after like 3
i had 5 cups of swamp frog last nite and went streaking
by delbendover hassle July 31, 2006
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Popcorn Frog

Someone who eats popcorn using their tongue, just like how a frog eats a fly only with popcorn.
Sam: *uses tongue to eat popcorn*
Jon: your a popcorn frog!
by sampayne935 March 10, 2012
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