Wipe The Floor

1. (verb) To defeat a person during a verbal debate.

Adam: I don't think there are grounds to believe in evolution.

Thomas: You don't want to get involved 'cause I'll fucking wipe the floor with you.

by chilly round the willy March 2, 2010

Floor Swiper

An act of 4-5 individuals of the male gender finding a "diiirty" spot on the dance floor and quickly bending down simultaneously to swipe it while swinging and thrusting their goodunkongs in the air and maintaining the happiest smile they've evver had.

Swiper #1:"Hey dooooode do you see that dirty

spot on the flooor over thereee?!!"

Swiper #2: "I see itttt"

Floor Swiper Action: Lots and lots of swinging and thrusting their goodunkongs in the air and maintaining the happiest smile ever.

by Swiper#1 December 22, 2009

floor hopping

Usually occurring in a large multi-floor building, where individuals go from floor to floor looking for parties, people to hang out with, etc.

I'm bored, let's go floor hopping to see if we can find some parties.

by Bob Chan September 14, 2010

floor rule

An un-written rule given to the amount of time food can be consumed after falling onto the floor. You should pick up the food quickly if you want to eat it. Usually 3-10 seconds before it is deemed to dirty to eat.

"Shit i dropped my toast on the floor"
"Quick dude pick it up. 5 second floor rule!"

by Some DUDE!!!!@ September 17, 2006

floor polish

Sexual position. With the starting point in a hoover maneuver, you quickly turn over the girl, so that her hair is touching the floor (preferrably non-carpeted flooring). Make quick circular motions, while banging away on the Stella, until the floor has a beautiful shine.

1
- Yo, Alex, what's that hair doing on your floor?
- I did some floor polishing with Stella last night.

2
- Hey, Tom! Check out my floor. I was floor polishing with my Stella all night!

- Yes!

by Canadian Viking August 2, 2007

floor pubes

The collection of hair, pet hair, lint, and dust that collects in the corners of your floor and under the furniture.

I dropped my burger and there are floor pubes dangling off of it.

by Jrickso December 28, 2008

floor d'oeuvres

Food that hit the floor and is eaten anyway. Usually reserved for pets and small children.

"dammit, I dropped my pizza."
"let it go man, the dog is eating it. It's "floor d'oeuvres" now."

"What does Johnny have in his mouth?"
"Aww nasty! It's a sandy piece of cheese. He's eating "floor d'oeuvres""

by Altrag April 15, 2014