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Flowing Glockamentubo and the Cow

a series of books created to study the chakra of cattle and how to make them more happy using Tai Chi and other energetic arts.
" This Cow's Glockamentubo is very rich, these are some pictures of Tai Chi movements you can do to get your cattle in a more peaceful states. " See picture: "Making your bull more passive"

The Flowing Glockamentubo and the cow is an art most impressive for getting cattle ready for slaughter.
by Zack S July 30, 2008
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froging

like owling, but crouching in a frog position.
person 1: i was owling all day!
person 2: owling? i was fucking froging.
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Flogina

A dramatic youth with an apparent love of the 1980s and images of women. Dances like a black woman while resembling the literal colour of albino ice.
"Wow, Flogina, why are you singing and dancing while simultaneously watching Hoarders?"
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Flognott

Mean:ITs A Word That Is A Word To Summerize All Bad Words
Tay:Yu Stupet
Jen;Wateva Flognott!
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Flogging the Hole

The act of placing the penis in the vagaina, then proceeding to pull out and put back in.
Male 1: Dude, I was tottally Flogging the hole last night. She loved it.
Male 2:(high five) Makes such a funny noise.
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flomin'

someone who is a wannabe car person that thinks their car is much faster and more bad ass then in actuality, they tend to have a nice looking customized car which they hardly did any work on, they had someone else put all the time in whether it was a friend or a more qualified person that they threw money at
person 1- Hey did you see Bob's car?

person 2- Yea, it looks nice but I heard it's a joke under the hood and that he didn't do any of the work himself.

person 1- Really?! Wow!

person 2- Yea, and he thinks he's the coolest person on the planet when he's driving it.

person 1- He's flomin' for sure!
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Flogging my log

Having a wank. More commonly used in Australia
I'm flogging my log at that hot chick that was at the bar
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