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mouse fishing

It's like that thing, where you accidentally knock your mouse off your desk, and rather than reach down to get it, you just grab the cable and reel it back up, hand over hand.
Tony was too fat and lazy to set his laptop aside, so just grabbed the cable on the back and did some mouse fishing.
by President Warren G. Harding September 26, 2012
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Ultimate Stick Fighting

Beating random ninjas senseless with plastic golf club separators. It makes the most horrible noise imaginable but creates very little pain. It begun with one dude grabbing a golf club separator while walking through sporting goods and smacking his bud, resulting in a tremendous noise and much laughter and enjoyment.
Dude, let's ultimate stick fight! ::smack:: SWEET!
by David Goreman July 11, 2004
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dog fighting

the act of pitting two dogs against each other in a desperate struggle for retard fueled dominance
person 1: yo did you see that dog fighting

Person 2: ya man i heard that was michael vicks pit
by yayerrr June 2, 2010
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fishing with Jack Twist

So James and Brian just left to go fishing with Jack Twist.
by Elphabecca January 26, 2010
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Fighting dogs ear

I once inserted 4 fingers up a fighting dogs ear whilst in Saturday cinema in 1968
by fighting dog trainer January 27, 2011
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fishing for nickels

1. Playing with your nuts so intently that you can't focus on the task at hand. Usually from a red neck of higher social standing to a subordinate red neck.
"Ey Jimmy, quit fishing for nickels and get me a beer before I beat your ma."
by CobblyWobbly June 8, 2016
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Fighting Junkie

someone who gets a high off of fighting the higher the risks of the fight the better for them. A sub-category of adrenaline junkie
Nonus: "Man you always notice how Arlen's always getting into fights with everyone?"

Sorata: "That's because that nigga's a Fighting Junkie he gets a high off of it"

Arlen: *pops up* "tf you say about me square tf up nigga"
by Tommy two tits May 16, 2020
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