fetal awareness syndrome

a syndrome linked to a fetus becoming aware while in the womb. Usually accompanied by symptoms of hyper intelligence and hyper lethargy.

Ben has fetal awareness syndrome. He is really lazy but smart.

by Neil Bartlett April 5, 2006

Russian Fettachini

When you pour a bucket of worms on a chick, bone her and jizz on the worms.

welcome to Waldo's would you like me to give you a Russian Fettachini?

by snavenn February 4, 2009

Futhark Rune [also: Futhorc]

A runic language said to have evolved in Germanic and Norse countries from Ancient Greek script, actually gifted by dragons see Anglo-Saxon Futhork Runes

Futhark Rune also: Futhorc is an odd script.

by The Isbey September 13, 2008

Cock Fetta

The milky substance around the "Bell End" after having not washed for several days. (also see "Smeg" and "Nob Cheese"

Dave girl was going down when she remarked "Fuck that! go wash that Cock Fetta off!"

by Joe September 21, 2003

Feta Milk

The leftover mixture of the Brine in Feta Cheese.

I made so much Feta Cheese today that I have enough Feta Milk to fill a bathtub

by Rick Shawe December 19, 2012

fetalpheliac

Generally creepy people obsessed with fetuses, they like talking about abortion, even with people they barely know. Often seen wearing T-shirts listing how many unborn babies there have been. They may have pointless stickers on their car on the subject. Some even devote arts and crafts time to making posters depicting abortion. Many don't have children of their own. In extreme cases they murder doctors, or downtrodden women.

Sorry I am late, there was a fetalpheliac interrupting traffic yelling & showing people some of his garish artwork.

by Dmoney75 March 1, 2014

fetard

An insult that is a combination of "fat" and "retard". This is extremely offensive use with caution.

1st person: "That kid was so annoying to me I just couldn't stand it"

2nd person: "So what did you do?"

1st person: "I just called him a fetard that shut him up"

by space_ranger March 6, 2018