A 3 day event to have sex all you can.and if u are a virgin still and are looking for a great way to lose is heres a reason to get laid.
lady: hey stranger i am wondering if i could get a "ride" if u know what i mean
Man: why are you asking me pretty lady?
Lady: it National Fuck Festival and i need to get laid
Man: Thats fine by me but we needs to be safe so lets go get some condoms from the gas station
Man: why are you asking me pretty lady?
Lady: it National Fuck Festival and i need to get laid
Man: Thats fine by me but we needs to be safe so lets go get some condoms from the gas station
by bigmack March 4, 2007
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A big drunken party where people dress up like it's still medieval times, girls wear slutty costumes that didn't exist in medieval times, and guy who don't care about medieval times just go to look at girls who don't either.
Friend 1: Let's go to the Renaissance Festival
Friend 2: Nah Paul said we were hitting a hot club
Friend 1: Paul's going to the Renaissance Festival with us
Friend 2: Yeah that's what it was called
Friend 2: Nah Paul said we were hitting a hot club
Friend 1: Paul's going to the Renaissance Festival with us
Friend 2: Yeah that's what it was called
by TheRoflKnight September 25, 2010
Get the Renaissance Festival mug.A healthy alternative to Christmas or Chaunaka. Intstead of feeling an overwhelming compulsion to run up credit card debt by purchasing things for people that they will probably not need and regift to someone else next year, you get a microphone stand around which whores can dance. Everyone "airs their grievances" by writing a problem on a piece of paper and putting it into a box (without the person's name). Then people take turns reading them and the others offer solutions or crack on that person. After the anger and embarassment build (which is magnified by massive amounts of alcohol), it is time for "Feats of Strength". These can consist of anything from arm wrestling to tackle football in the backyard to chicken fighting. Unlike Christmas, people are actually real and end up feeling emotionally healed!
Sorry friends and family, I won't be making it to your Christmas parties this year. You should dump them to and come to my first annual "Festivus For the Rest of Us" jam.
by toolguru January 18, 2008
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Dude, are you coming to Justin's Crotch Festival? Yeah, we're all hoppin' in his Volkswagen and rolling out for some hot ramrod!
by Christopher Litsey April 23, 2008
Get the Crotch Festival mug.A celibration to replace christmas, in which you sit down with various people that you assemble and tell them all the reasons why you dont like them, why they piss you off, and wht you think their retarded. then you proceed to beat the fuck out of them and by doing so you releive stress
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