FELCHICIDE

Ejaculated into a rectum and killing that person by sucking out the man much so hard it collapses their bowel.

Mark was jealous of David's new friend so he committed felchicide on him.

by Jimmy Dink December 8, 2022

Piss Felcher

A person who makes his living by collecting, handling, testing, storing, etc., stinking little shot glasses of other people's urine.

Hey Roy! ... I don't see you skulking around in public urinals much these days! That's true Vic! ... I sent in a matchbook cover and got my diploma as a PISS FELCHER and now I get paid to watch people piss!

by StuPedasso July 6, 2012

felching

To blow your hot, creamy load into your partner's anal orifice, then removing the aforementioned cream with your mouth, only to make out with your partner.

by Kojack September 26, 2003

Felcherpillar

A person who is a downright felcher.

Aaron: I felched that guy good!
Me: Dude you are one sick felcherpillar!

by Lewis Williams July 26, 2008

felchcraft

inserting a gerbil in the anus with a tube, using a light to lure then inside the anus.
invented in Germany for homosexual men.

"dude last night I did the felchcraft for the first time."

by ceezR19 March 6, 2009

French Felcher

the french variation of the felcher is defined simply by the use of a "squiggly" straw.

That dirty french felcher stole all the damn squiggly straws!!

by SpigotOnHOT April 12, 2009

felching

The practice of sucking, licking up semen from a guy's asshole.

I love felching a load out of a hairy guy's asshole.

by CubNSF November 7, 2015