feet to the ceiling

when your horny

him: What you doing
her: nothing but these motherfuckin feet to the ceiling
him: your parents not home
her: NOPE
him: whatchu trynna do
her: letts just say this kitten purring and it need somebody to pet it
him: say no more, IM ON MY WAY

by juicypussyjay September 14, 2017

6 Feet

-the distance people stay away from each other during the Corona Virus outbreak in grocery stores

-the length of my dick.

"you should stay 6 feet away from him Jimmy"
"why?"
"If you don't their imaginary cock might touch you and then we would have to get tested for Corona virus.
"OH NO not THAT!"

by LANDWYRM April 15, 2020

Elite Feet

Female feet where the big toe is the longest toe. The most attractive type of feet. They are fairly uncommon, but that's one of the reasons why they are so great. Also sometimes called tapered toes or Egyptian type feet.

"Aw man, check out that girl's BTs."
"Damn, son, she got some elite feet!"

by King of the Betas February 9, 2010

Crumpet Feet

Used to describe someone who walks strangely, like someone with pingu feet. Offensive as it accuses the other person of being retarded, and acting like it.

Phil: Have you seen Dave walking?
Adam: Yeah, that mofo has crumpet feet

Dave: Phil you can be such a prick sometimes
Phil: Shut it, crumpet feet!

by matrixbadger February 19, 2009

feet treat

A feet treat (or foot treat) is where a man ejaculates all over a womans feet. This is often followed by another woman licking the cum off her feet

JOHN: Bro that girl was a total slut! I totally gave her a feet treat, then her sister licks it up.

TED: No way! Nice job bro

by _GHOST May 16, 2009

Wet feet

After a girl has an orgasm the male/female proceeds to stick the big toe in her wet vagina

my wet feet in her vagina

by HIcks dan September 2, 2018

round feet

What happens to your feet when you drink too much at the Wood-Ridge Inn and you try to walk. The act of having trouble walking after being drunk. Round feet tend to make the bushes to come out onto the sidewalks.

Tom and Alicia had trouble walking home on their round feet.

by Tom Jalinski May 24, 2007